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She thinks her scent is "lavender"? Naaahhh.
It’s cunt slime. Dab some of that "Obsession, Fertility, and need" perfume on the 7 spots. Really let everyone know what an abject whore you are.
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She thinks her scent is "lavender"? Naaahhh.
It’s cunt slime. Dab some of that "Obsession, Fertility, and need" perfume on the 7 spots. Really let everyone know what an abject whore you are.
Sleep token = Spooky Hozier
Anything you can think of...it exists. And if it doesn't, it does. Because you decided it does.
My Dad This Morning and I thought I’d Share For Anyone Who Doesn’t Feel Valid Because You Are
Me: Hey, what time is it?
My Dad: idk maybe 3:50?
My Dad:*checks his phone* Ha! 3:50 exactly!
Me: What if Instead of a brain you just have a clock in your head?
My Dad: That would explain some things
"It was slow, I made it fast. Your mom was mad." -My dad
I can measure a jt33 taper down to a thousandth of an inch but I can't do crust
- My father, on whether or not he can make a pie crust
“fuck ya nails and ya chicken strips” -dad, 2025
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