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Sleep token = Spooky Hozier

Anything you can think of...it exists. And if it doesn't, it does. Because you decided it does.

My Dad This Morning and I thought I’d Share For Anyone Who Doesn’t Feel Valid Because You Are

Me: Hey, what time is it?

My Dad: idk maybe 3:50?

My Dad:*checks his phone* Ha! 3:50 exactly!

Me: What if Instead of a brain you just have a clock in your head?

My Dad: That would explain some things

"It was slow, I made it fast. Your mom was mad." -My dad

I can measure a jt33 taper down to a thousandth of an inch but I can't do crust

- My father, on whether or not he can make a pie crust

“fuck ya nails and ya chicken strips” -dad, 2025

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"role in the project: he's our gay" -my dad

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