A discord secret santa parental royed piece for my friend Katharine.
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A discord secret santa parental royed piece for my friend Katharine.
Edward, after doing paperwork with Team Mustang for hours: *falls asleep while at work*
Roy, kicking into Dad Mode: Hawkeye, get me an emergancy blanket! Breda, take off his shoes and coat! Havoc, move him to the couch! Maes, GET ME A CAMERA.
He is SUCH A DAD
Will Harper: Don't worry, Roy. Someday you'll grow up big and strong and pretty, just like Jim.
Will Harper: Or if you're lucky, big and comfy and beautiful, like me.
Roy Harper: I.
Roy Harper: Am OLDER.
Roy Harper: THAN ALL OF YOU!!!
Roy Harper: I AM LEGALLY ABLE TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND DRIVE A CAR!
Will Harper: You've been drinking AND driving? That's it. Roy you're grounded, go to your room.
Roy Harper: Y-YOU AREN'T MY-
Roy Harper: I DON'T EVEN LIVE-
Will Harper: One or the other but you can't have both, sport.
I LOVED CHUBBY ROY BEFORE *ANY* OF YOU
ANY OF YOU
I was ten years ahead of my time
Some of yall have never thought about chubby dad Roy Harper before and it shows
Why Roy/Will Harper’s dad bod is such a big deal for me
So I gather I’ve spent the last several hours being incoherent about
And I’ve come across as rather... hysterical.
But you have no idea what this represents to me.
For years, nearly a decade, I’ve been writing stuff about chubby/fat dad Roy Harper with Lian, stuff about him still being a hero and still being able to kick ass despite having a belly and still being considered attractive and sexy.
Loving Dad Roy