#daddy jokes

[mellowbarbarianpolice1blog]

EHI GOOD OMENS FANS, WANNA HEAR A JOKE?

How do you banish a demon?

Tell him "I forgive you"

I'm so funny, I know.

[starlitskyaboveme]

I'VE ALREADY WORN YOU THIS JOKE IS GONNA BE SO VERY BAD

Bonus >°>

[mememesoftly]

[cryptidfishy]

If it's matter, I'm absolutely not sorry. Also I love my MC being a fucking menace.

I'm so mean making fun of Grayson when he's so sweet but he's cute.

( also Marian's wearing a shirt that he stole borrowed from Grayson. Because, if we're being honest, collectively as a fandom : we would do it too, I'm sure they're comfy. )

Grayson belong to "Mirror mine", an IF written by @if-mirrormine , (demo available !)

[tojis-left-tiddie]

Megumi: Daddy, can you pass me the salt?

Gojo, Sukuna, Itadori and Toji: *grabbing the salt*

Gojo:

Sukuna:

Itadori:

Toji: What the actual fuck?

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[sarahalainn]

ダジャレが

通じない

日々

お・と・い・れ

🚻💿

…ダメだこりゃ

#10周年 #10Anni #newalbum

#サラッと駄洒落

#daddyjokes #puns in #Japanese

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Do you sleep naked? (please answer with a daddy joke please please)

Uh....only....when it's hot ~

[doctordaddysir]

People who can't distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words