You're sitting on the couch watching tv and I crawl onto ur lap and start whining and whimpering, "Aw whats wrong puppy?" you ask but I just burry my head in ur chest and whine some more, "I cant help if you won't tell me whats wrong puppy." you say tilting my head up making me look you in the eyes, "heat!...i need you" I manage to whimper out. "Aww you're such a needy little mutt yknow that?" You say condescendingly while positioning me on your thigh, "Here, rub yourself on daddy's thigh and if you beg hard enough i'll breed you like the pathetic mutt in heat you are".












