#dadifer

[violet-yimlat]

@morningbloodystar

[hyeriyearner]

🫀 morningbloodystar Follow

There's a reason I hate returning to Hell. Insubordinate fish demons, hungover eldest daughters, and a burgeoning addiction to antifreeze. How the bloody fuck do I explain this to Linda? Or the Detective?

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I - Lucifer, I don't think antifreeze is edible. Antifreeze is not edible. Why are you even - god damn it, please get a drink ready, Maze, I've lasted too long.

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Ha, knew you'd cave. Come on, I'll get your shots ready, we can bitch about our favourite bitch.

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I don't think I'll do too many, Maze.

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Hundred percent gonna be an 'I told you so' moment.

Trust me. You've not seen you, high on tequila, stealing my knives and trying to gut me when I tried to cut you off.

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I will give you anything you want if you delete that post.

🪩 avis-morningstar Follow

momma??

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momtective????

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Mom, what, when?

🫀 morningbloodystar Follow

Chloe Decker, I love you more than life itself.

Sidenote: can we try knives?

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DAD GET THE FUCK OFF

WE ARE YOUR CHILDREN

🫀 morningbloodystar Follow

That's what I'm trying to achieve, here!

#the devil speaks and simps

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🐟 fishyfiles Follow

fuck yiu, im gutting the nect smug fucking devil wbo gets into MY ofgice and postires about woth his pretty white wings

#the antifreeze works as a good alcohol substitute

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⚔️ janeway-lover 4m ago

　 are you okay? do you need me to come down there again?

🐟 fishyfiles ★ Original Poster

　 I'm fine. Get over the hangover, first.

⚔️ janeway-lover 2m ago

　 screens are surprisingly bright, but I'm back to normal, should I come?

⚔️ janeway-lover 1m ago

　 I'm too concerned to not come actually. on my way.

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It's been too long since I've fought the Devil.

#cut off his wings #end him for good #for Heaven of course #there is no need for an archangel to wish to avenge a demon.

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🐟 fishyfiles 8s ago

　 if you can spare the time to kill demons, why can't you use it to meet me?

[rainiishowers]

Hello may I please ask for headcanons for the dad brothers reacting to their daughter crying cause they can’t marry them. I saw a vid of this

A/N: I did third person MC because I thought that made more sense, I hope you enjoy!

Lucifer

Finds it amusing and tiresome

When the daughter comes running to him for comfort and explanation, he will indulge her curiosity and need of comfort

Probably has an exasperated smile on his face when doing so, trying to not come off as harsh and mean

He loves this child with all his heart, and her antics can be amusing, and less embarrassing since she is a child, but boy can they cry over the silliest things..

Let’s not forget that if the child were to ever find a crush in the future, Dadifer would be very protective, and they would have to go through an intense background check for Lucifer to even be okay with them dating his daughter

“Now that you have calmed down, let’s get you to bed.”

Mammon

Pfft-

Finds it both tiring and amusing as well, but more so amusing

Will try to be gentle when attempting to explain to this child the reasons

Those reasons ranging that they are a child to the fact that Mammon already is married to someone, that someone being MC

Again, loves this child and the little family he has with MC, but they can ask the weirdest questions and cry over the silliest things

Will probably keep the “I’m in love with your mom/dad” argument as the main one

“Don’t worry, you’ll find someone you love one day-”

“You say that like you won’t be extremely protective of her when she grows old enough to find one.”

“No, I won’t!”

Leviathan

Is probably thrown a bit off guard when MC and their daughter comes in crying

When MC explains the situation, he’s a little surprised.

He stops his game and turns to face them, only to be thrown back by a giant hug from this child.

He’s not the best at comforting but he will try his best to awkwardly explain why she can’t marry him

Will load up a more child friendly game and let that occupy her time

Surprised by how easily it worked

Guess children can be entertained more easily

“Oh.. Uh.. Glad that worked..-”

Satan

He was prepared to answer weird or silly questions she might have, but he wasn’t really expecting them to cry over something like this

Might laugh to himself quietly before trying to explain

Unfortunately, their daughter picked up his anger when sad/frustrated so he’ll have to walk her through it before doing the explaining.

He’ll comfort her if needed, but he just hopes she understands

“Why don’t we go annoy Grandpa Lucifer now.”

Asmodeus

Sweetie, darling-

He’s touched, he really is

Glad she have such good tastes too-

Will softly explain in the most gentle tone he can muster why it couldn’t be possible

He would marry himself if he could too, but his heart belongs to MC!

He wouldn’t mind their daughter getting a partner in the future butttt if the partner were to take advantage of her

Yea it.. it won’t end well

But don’t worry, that’ll be future Asmo’s problems!

“Why don’t we go shopping, sweetie, there are so many cute outfits at Majolish!”

Beelzebub

Protective and loving dad mode on.

Is extremely worried for their crying daughter but is super confused when she tells him the reason she’s crying

He finds it innocent enough and probably asks for MC’s help to explain

Beel takes so much comfort food/food his daughter likes and keeps it close to offer

Family movie night!

He doesn’t mind the thought of his daughter having a boyfriend in the future but you bet his ass will go full protective mode if she is hurt

“Before the movie starts.. is there any food you guys want? I can go buy it!”

Belphegor

He’s just trying to sleep damn it

Belphie heavily sighs and reluctantly gets up

He can’t sleep if this child is crying

Probably gets MC to comfort her because he is not the best when dealing with crying children.

Will happily take her to bed though, just so he can rest.

This goes without saying that he’ll be twice as protective as he is with MC when it comes to their daughter having a relationship

Will insist MC gives him cuddles

“Finally.. I can sleep.”

[morningbloodystar]

Dad! Babies!!

WHAT

[local-ragamuffin]

Lucifer sitting with Rory on the ledge of a tall building and sharing silly stories is so cute help-

[morningbloodystar]

(I’m so tempted to throw my child oc at Lucifer for adoption as well oh my gosh he seems like such a good dad but also a very confusing one-)

[ DO IT LMAO

lucis like. the dad call centre and i love it. keep on asking to be adopted yall 🫶🏼🫶🏼 let's make him actually forget how many kids he has

the only person he's confusing is himself.... and the whole of Heaven. heh. ]

[youpeculiarthing]

Taking it, she popped one in her mouth, smiling. "Daddy?" She tilted her head, offering him a candy. "Tell me about growing up with the Uncles."

He sat down next to her, taking the candy and popping it in his mouth. “Now, that,” he said with a smile. “Would take all day.”

[youpeculiarthing]

She moved with him, small hand in his larger one. "Will Uncle Castiel ever be okay with Uncle Michael again?"

"I don’t know, sweetie. I guess that’s up to the two of them." He got a small box of candy from a basket on the counter, offering it to her, courtesy of Gabriel.