#dadisweird

[allthemadones]

Evie: Daddy I’m too fussy and not in a good mood. Me: Yeah but are you too fussy to....ROOOOOOCCKK!! ............... For whatever reason, she loves it when I do that 😆 And her look at the end. I think she got rocked too hard. 🎸⚡️💀 #RockandRoll #DeathMetalBaby #DaddyDaughterTime #DadIsWeird #RockDad #EvelynElizabethLee https://www.instagram.com/p/B2Ze4JGgjhG/?igshid=qiwp94209i05

[guykinnear-blog]

I'm so sorry Christopher! I would have to shout louder than Joshua at Gibeon to finish you for the show! Forgive me for leaving you behind! (Meanwhile my kids are wondering why their dad is so weird) #sunstandstill #unfinishedpainting #notgonnamakeit #artexhibition #paintinginprogress #stchristopher #saintchristopher #oilpainting #dadisweird #lovebeingadad

[valiantlydeepestfighters-blog]

My Family

Me: Tonight is beautiful, like you. *pats dad's head*

Youngest sister: It's bootiful for guys and beautiful for girls.

Me: ...that doesn't make sense.

Dad: You see, that's why I didn't respond to you.

Me: Bootyful sounds weird, like I'm complimenting your booty instead of you.

Dad: I may not be bootyful, but your mom says I'm an a**.

Me: I'm so done right now.

[fangirlrituals]

Y'AT

My dad just texted me: "Hey Girl, where y'at?" My DAD. Tell me, does anyone else use y'at ever? In real life or messaging, it doesn't matter. I just wanna know.

[i-am-taizy]

Me: hello dad Dad: hello offspring

[lendingamachete]

My dad forgot Pinnochio was a Disney Movie.

I was talking about it and he said I was making it up. Then said it must be new... No dad, that movie is older than I am. Lol