#daedalus.txt

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Jared Hopworth, ultimate trans ally, will help you transition free of charge

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✨look in the notes for image descriptions✨

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tim/sasha qpr

thanks for your time

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[ID: a screencap from the Polygon “Tasteful Pregnant Sonic Imagery” Jackbox video that is a prompt and two responses. The prompt is edited to read, “A sign your fear patron may have sheltered you as a kid” and the two responses are both edited reading, “You skin is moisturized and touched by the worms” and “You live in a damn archive! Folks,” /end ID]

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here’s how gertrude can still be alive:

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[ID: a fake dating sim screencap of a foggy cloud in front of a cityscape at night. The Lonely says, “Your lips look (italicized) lonely. Would they like to meet mine?” /end ID]

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the magnus archives but the intro is a singing saw

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[ID: a image of an anon icon wearing a sleep mask and sleeping on a bed, it’s labeled “elias”. there is a large question mark in the bottom corner and it’s captioned, “i want a nap. whats extinction” /end ID]

I don’t think I can actually run a dirty podcast confessions joke blog, but I can rebrand dirty polygon confessions posts to fit my needs