#daflasfantrolls

[starlitespecter]

daflasfantrolls replied to your post “grenouilletrolls replied to your post:Pewdiepie was rly bad about it...”

in defense of sweden, as a swede, I'd like to at least point out that Black Pete isn't actually... a thing, over here? That's Netherlands. (re: sweden being notoriously racist too, there's been a general worrying upswing in extremist politics all over Europe in general for the last few years, and Sweden is sadly not an exception. Basically: yes there's a lot of racism in sweden but i think this is more a european trend that our politics are sadly part of. : ( also pewdiepie sux

yea i mean i dont think all of sweden is like super shitty, ive heard plenty of good stuff about it too, it's just like,,,, the different upbringing is probably to blame for some of his ideals and opinions or w/e the same as in a lot of areas of the us people are just brought up racist smh

places finger on ur lips shhshhshs

i actually used to like, be one of those people who made fun of people for liking him bc someone showed me his videos in like... 2011?? 2012?? it was early on like before he was past his first million, but he was so obnoxious to me RIP,, he rly has gotten better imo, idk if he's rly less annoying or if im just used to it now?? bc tbh most lpers annoy me when i first start watching their videos and over time i just get used to their personalities?? u wu;;;

[taimatrolls]

Xerxes and Rokott, more like fucking loser nerds........

Have the first log me and Daf has made with Giggledog in over a year omg, in which Xerxes got stuck in a hole in a tree and Rokott tries to help him down.........

-- exlexXanthippe [EX] began trolling halitusAegis [HA] at 22:47 --

[22:47] EX: HEHey babe

[22:47] HA: hi rokott!! X:D

[22:53] EX: wHAHat are you doing around today, huh?

[22:53] HA: uhm... well i'm sitting in this.. very very high a-aa-a...a-a-ACHO!! three

[22:53] HA: Xcuse me

[22:53] HA: or i guess ha-anging in it...

[22:53] HA: is more right...

[22:53] EX: wHAHat, can't you get down

[22:53] HA: ...

[22:54] EX: aAHAHAHaahEH

[22:54] HA: i flied hea-ad first into a-a hole sniff by mista-ake a-and now i'm stuck ha-alf wa-ay in... X:(

[23:00] EX: AHEHeHEHeHAHahHAHahHIHIHiHIHIHiHAHaHAHa

[23:00] EX: OH MY FUCKING GOD

[23:00] EX: HAHAHaHAHAHa

[23:00] EX: XERXES

[23:00] HA: X:#(

[23:00] EX: hooo

[23:00] EX: HEHeh

[23:01] EX: alright

[23:01] HA: ... ca-an you help me out..?

[23:02] EX: yeah, I'm getting my shoes on already

[23:02] HA: a-ah, a-alright! tha-ank you.. X<:#)

[23:03] HA: a-aha-aha-a... i must look quite hila-ario OW

[23:03] HA: djfvkg

[23:03] HA: something bit or.. pinched me? X8(

[23:03] -- halitusAegis [HA] que Xerxes flailing with legs what a looser --

[23:04] EX: pshht, it was probably just a bug

[23:04] EX: notHIHing could read you up tHEHere, I bet

[23:04] EX: so, wHEHere's tHIHis tree you're in?

[23:04] HA: oh.. yes you're proba-ably right

[23:05] HA: it's um...

[23:05] HA: ...

[23:05] HA: i think pretty close to... the la-ake?

[23:06] EX: HEHeHEHe, alright

[23:06] EX: try not to completely freak tHEHe fuck out until i get tHEHere

[23:07] HA: ok...

[23:07] HA: X:s

[23:07] EX: you really need to get better at tHAHat flying tHIHing though

[23:08] HA: i know... i'm sorry... X:(

[23:21] EX: ...

[23:21] EX: it's alright, I'm not mad

[23:21] EX: you're tHEHe one who's getting stuck in trees because of it, not me, HEHeh

[23:23] HA: ehehe...

[23:23] HA: i'm a-a bit better sniff now tha-an when i sta-arted a-at lea-ast..!

[23:23] HA: a-and i don't blow a-awa-ay uncontrolled a-all the time...

[23:25] EX: aHAHaHAHa, tHAHat's true

[23:25] EX: you were fucking sHIHit before

[23:25] EX: > : )

[23:25] EX: ...but you've been doing your best so it's cool

[23:28] HA: X:)

[23:28] HA: you think?

[23:28] EX: fuck yeah!

[23:28] HA: X:D

[23:29] EX: you've still got a long fucking way to go before you can, HEHeh

[23:29] EX: go toe to toe with me

[23:32] HA: yea-ah i know

[23:32] EX: alright, I'm at tHEHe lake now

[23:33] HA: oh!

[23:33] HA: it's a-a very very big tree..!

[23:35] EX: ...

[23:35] EX: HEHeAHAHAHa

[23:35] EX: i see you!!

[23:38] EX: ...how tHEHe fuck am I supposed to get you down, huh?

[23:38] HA: ...

[23:38] EX: couldn't you pick a lower down hole to get stuck in!!

[23:38] HA: i didn't rea-ally choose... X:(

[23:39] HA: ma-aybe you ca-an... teleport up? like when you broke into tha-at blueblood's hive... through the roof...

[23:44] EX: HEHey, tHAHat ain't a HAHalf fucking bad idea!

[23:44] EX: look at you, xerxes, maybe one day you'll be as sHAHarp as me!

[23:46] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] cracks her knuckles and her neck and looks up the tree. It's been a long time since she did any teleporting upwards, but... here goes! --

[23:47] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] in a focus of energy is up in a split second, arms around Xerxes legs and feet on the tree. THIS IS A SUPER DANGEROUS SITUATION --

[23:48] -- halitusAegis [HA] GASPS FOR BREATH WHEN HE'S SUDDENLY PUSHED DOWN BY HER WEIGHT --

[23:49] EX: alright, I didn't fucking tHIHink tHIHis through!

[23:50] -- halitusAegis [HA] WHEEZING --

[23:52] -- halitusAegis [HA] manages to somehow, hold himself up in the hole, he can't see shit what's going on out there --

[23:52] HA: r-rokott??

[23:53] HA: ma-aybe... you ca-an climb over to a-a bra-anch?

[23:54] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] presses her feet against the tree and pushes hard to try and both pull Xerxes out and lessen the weight on him --

[23:55] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] is just mostly pulling at pants at this point. --

[23:55] -- halitusAegis [HA] under pants ==> say hello to the world --

[23:55] -- halitusAegis [HA] oh no they are orangey this is embarrassing --

[23:55] HA: ......'

[23:56] HA: w-WHAT ARE YOU.. D-D-DOING??

[23:56] HA: D#8X

[23:56] EX: AaHAHahEHHIHihoo AHAHAHa HEHeHEHe

[23:56] -- halitusAegis [HA] FEEL THE BREEZE XERXES --

[23:56] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] starts laughing hysterically while also panicking about clinging onto pants and hanging from so high up. --

[23:58] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] looks around for a branch to get onto instead and sees one slightly below and to the side. Makes an awkward attempt at jumping to it. --

[23:58] -- halitusAegis [HA] feels the weight suddenly disappear and panics a bit --

[23:58] HA: r-rokott?? ROKOTT??

[23:58] EX: Oof-

[23:59] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] just manages to land on the branch, but just with her upper body so it knocks against her chest and forces the air out of her. Thank god for troll claws. --

[23:59] EX: quit yapping! I'm right fucking HEHere!

[23:59] HA: oh.. i got worried...

[23:59] HA: ...

[00:00] HA: you pulled my pa-ants down... X:#/

[00:00] EX: HEHeHEHe!!

[00:00] EX: ain't notHIHing I HAHaven't seen before!

[00:00] HA: ..............

[00:00] HA: u-UHM..

[00:00] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] slowly drags herself up onto the branch properly and sits on it, looking up at poor Xerxes. --

[00:00] -- halitusAegis [HA] wriggles around --

[00:01] -- halitusAegis [HA] pants hanging --

[00:01] -- halitusAegis [HA] butt in the air, at least mostly covered by underpants jfc --

[00:01] EX: HEHey, you really will drop tHEHem completely if you keep moving like tHAHat

[00:01] -- halitusAegis [HA] SO EMBARRASSED --

[00:01] HA: ...

[00:02] HA: i ca-ant rea-ally a-aa-a...a-a-ACHO!! pull them A-A-ACHOO!! up... my ha-ands a-are inside the tree...

[00:02] EX: alright, don't worry, orange butt, I'll get you out

[00:02] -- halitusAegis [HA] so much wind is pressing itself out past him by now --

[00:02] -- halitusAegis [HA] that was a lot of sneezes --

[00:02] HA: X:##(

[00:03] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] lifts her hand over her shoulder and grabs hold of her crowbar, pulling it out from it's little bag. --

[00:03] EX: alright, tHIHis should HEHelp widen tHAHat hole up!

[00:03] EX: see, tHIHis is why we should always do my plan first in tHEHe future!

[00:04] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] says this, even if she was the one who fucked up Xerxes' idea. --

[00:04] HA: but... A-A-ACHOO!! you didn't ha-ave a-a pla-an...

[00:04] EX: ...

[00:04] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] awkward silence from outside the hole. --

[00:04] HA: Xcuse me...

[00:04] -- halitusAegis [HA] sniffs --

[00:06] HA: ...

[00:06] EX: alright!!

[00:06] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] tries to reach over to the hole with the crowbar and hook it in to the side of Xerxes' body. --

[00:08] -- halitusAegis [HA] helplessly hangs there and listens to what happens until he feel the crowbar next to him --

[00:09] EX: don't hurt, right?

[00:11] HA: nooo...

[00:13] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] strains herself to break the tree bark open a bit more, pulling on it with all her weight. --

[00:14] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] ends up cracking the bark open, but also completely looses her footing and flies backwards off the branch. --

[00:14] EX: FUCK-

[00:15] -- halitusAegis [HA] pops out with a blow the moment the bark is off, and I'mma roll a d20 let's see if he get to be a damn hero for once lmao --

[00:18] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] falls in slow-mo --

[00:20] -- halitusAegis [HA] panicks for a moment then kinda, uses the wind to fall even faster until he manage to grab Rokott in his arms and slow the fall --

[00:20] -- halitusAegis [HA] And so they land on the ground painlessly --

[00:20] -- halitusAegis [HA] thank you natural 20 --

[00:22] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] is caught like she's goddamn Mary Jane and stares at Xerxes in surprise, and then with a huge grin. --

[00:22] EX: ahAHAHah HEHEHeH HAHaHAHa!

[00:22] EX: look at you go, snot face!

[00:23] -- halitusAegis [HA] looks REALLY SURPRISED like what --

[00:24] -- halitusAegis [HA] pants still down tho --

[00:24] -- halitusAegis [HA] kinda ruins it --

[00:24] HA: oh i- ... ... a-are you A-A-ACHOO!! ok?

[00:24] HA: ...

[00:24] HA: ...

[00:24] HA: Xcuse A-ACHO! me

[00:24] -- halitusAegis [HA] FALLS OVER --

[00:24] -- halitusAegis [HA] ok cool moment ruined --

[00:25] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] laughs loudly as they fall. This is the most hilarious thing that has happened to her all day probably. --

[00:25] -- halitusAegis [HA] lays there on his back, mask glided half down his face, pants down, girl friend in arms LAUGHING at his pain --

[00:26] -- halitusAegis [HA] amazing --

[00:27] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] grins at and leans above him, and reaches out to pull his mask downwards. --

[00:27] EX: tHAHanks for not letting my break my back and crack my skull open, HAHardHEHead.

[00:27] HA: X8#I

[00:28] HA: u-uh.. y-you're welcome rokott.. X:##) <3

[00:28] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] leans down and plants a kiss on him. SUCKER --

[00:28] -- halitusAegis [HA] OH BOY --

[00:28] -- halitusAegis [HA] kisses her back, now with the goofiest grin over his face --

[00:30] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] pushes his hair back a bit as she breaks the kiss and laughs right into his face. --

[00:31] EX: hEH! you look like a smug tomato!

[00:31] HA: X:##]

[00:31] HA: eheh...

[00:31] HA: i do..?

[00:31] EX: ...don't worry about it, you nailed tHAHat landing, after all.

[00:32] HA: yes... i did, didn't i..!

[00:32] -- halitusAegis [HA] looks a little proud --

[00:32] -- halitusAegis [HA] confident boost by kiss --

[00:32] -- halitusAegis [HA] nerd --

[00:32] EX: looks like all tHAHat training payed off, huh!

[00:33] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] sits up with a big grin and punches him 'gently' on the arm. --

[00:33] -- halitusAegis [HA] owww --

[00:33] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] it was absolutely meant to be gentle but Rokott's a fucking jock hyene --

[00:33] -- halitusAegis [HA] pulls himself up a bit, rubbing his arm --

[00:33] HA: yes it did..! but i still ha-ave to tra-ain much more

[00:34] EX: HEHeh! yeah, you do

[00:35] EX: but HEHey, me too! gotta keep redefining fucking perfection, after all

[00:35] HA: yea-ah...

[00:36] -- halitusAegis [HA] absolutely agrees look at his perfect queen --

[00:36] -- halitusAegis [HA] goofy grin --

[00:36] HA: you're um... looking bea-autiful toda-ay.

[00:37] -- halitusAegis [HA] Xerxes stop you're getting cheezy --

[00:39] EX: whoah, HEHey!

[00:39] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] looks almost embarrassed but responds to this weird emotion by gently whacking Xerxes' arm again. --

[00:39] HA: oww...

[00:39] EX: wHAHat, and I don't always? HEHeHAHaHAHa!

[00:40] HA: of course you do..!

[00:40] EX: oh, jeez

[00:40] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] looks and sounds very pleased but says words that go against it. --

[00:40] EX: ...HEHeHEHe!

[00:41] EX: you're not looking too bad today eitHEHer, Xerxes.

[00:41] EX: liking tHEHe uundwear

[00:43] HA: .........................

[00:43] HA: X8######((((

[00:44] -- halitusAegis [HA] CAN'T FIX THE PANTS BECAUSE //SOMEONE// IS SITTING ON TOP OF HIM --

[00:45] EX: orange, huh?

[00:45] EX: is tHAHat tHEHe pair tHAHat i got for you, tHEHen?

[00:45] EX: HAHaHAHa! or did you just nab my pair?

[00:46] HA: u-um.... no it- i bought them...

[00:46] -- halitusAegis [HA] have u ever seen a boy this red --

[00:48] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] laughs even louder and stands up, brushing her knees clean of dirt. --

[00:49] EX: you got better taste tHAHan i thought, tHEHen!

[00:49] -- halitusAegis [HA] hurries to pull his pants up and get back on his feet, nearly stumbling over a few times as he does --

[00:55] EX: you're lucky those didn't fall off and fly into tHEHe lake, HEHeh!

[00:55] -- halitusAegis [HA] finally got them up and the rump covered --

[00:55] HA: X:#S

[00:56] HA: i guess...

[01:02] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] elbows him, this time actually sort of gently, and grins. --

[01:02] -- halitusAegis [HA] pulls up his mask a bit to hide his flushed cheeks --

[01:02] EX: alright, clumsy, time for me to get you HIHive again, HAHa!

[01:02] HA: a-alright..

[01:03] -- exlexXanthippe [EX] and off they walk into the moonset --

[taimatrolls]

Before I forget:

disobedientPerfectionist ==> digladiatePerfectionist

I never got quite happy with the old trolltag so got Arella a new one that makes more sense. vuv Diglidate means "to fight with swords; to fence". 

[taimatrolls]

!Rokott!

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

/FANS SELF

[halftrolls-blog]

daflasfantrolls a répondu à votre question :YO GUYS HELP ME OUT IF A LOWBLOOD’S PSYCHIC POWER...

I don’t think it’d be OP but you’d probs have to limit it to either the name they associate themselves as or their lusus given name

Just to keep it balanced and not-OP

Yeah, I was thinking of having only one name be seen from the start, but I think that it would be good to explicitly narrow that down to, like, the name their lusus identifies/d them as...

[taimasarmyoffantrolls]

Dear bestfriend

{ dear somnio... )

{t-thank you.. for still talkingtome a-and not getting tired of me... )

{ ... at leastihope youre not... uhm.. )

{ i mean.. youre the only o-one i.. i feel like i canreallytalkto... im sorry that i act s-so uhm... nervous all thetime whenwemeet... )

{ i promise ill try harder next time... t-to notturninvisible..! )

[taimasarmyoffantrolls]

Dear person I like

dear alhiiz --^-

\|/\|/o\|/\|/ this kind of feels really stupid, but as you \|/\|/on't read it any\|/\|/ay i'll just go on --^-

i like you quite a lot. i guess i e\|/en got a bit of a crush on you. i'\|/e had one for a \|/\|/hile... --^-

but e\|/en so i... kno\|/\|/ i can't e\|/er admit it to your face, because... i'm sick. e\|/en if you did like me back it... it \|/\|/ouldn't \|/\|/ork. it \|/\|/ouldn't be fair... --^-

i'm dying after all... --^-

i'm not in shape to fill anyones quadrants... --^-

[starlitespecter]

hemotrolls replied to your post:

i didnt mean to sound mean or anything,

nO I MEAN LIKE-

  daflasfantrolls replied to your post:

uh I really didnt mean to sound mean with it

I DON't THINK U GUYS MEANT TO, I JUST ALWAYS TEND TO READ THINGS IN SUCH A BAD MANNER IDK WHY AAAA