dagdrey
who’s more likely to find who wearing their clothes?:
audrey probably wears dags clothes sometimes but shes also a foot shorter than him so she’d be Drowning but comfortable
who initiates hand holding?:
dag…. he’s cuddly and big he can probz hold both her hands in one hand oh my goDDD
who likes having their hair washed by who?:
audrey is bald dag has three strands of hair auds probably can wash his hair dagger would get confused by how much hair audrey has
who likes to slow dance?:
i mean… it’s probably hard for them bc dags so tall and auds is very normal height…. auds is the #initiator she probably likes it more bc dags always killing his back
muse that’s more likely to fall asleep with their head in the others lap?:
audrey bc dag doesnt fckin sleep… smh binch go to bed
muse that does all the cuddling in a blanket fort?:
would dag even fit… lbr… but if he managed he’d do all the cuddling auds would be worrying about whether it would fall in or not
who hogs most of the covers at night?:
audrey 100% dag shivers
muse who nuzzles the others shoulder to get them to give them a head rub?:
probably audrey but dag gets head rubs at random
how do they share a desert? two forks or one?:
one for portion control …
who gets jealous more easily?:
none of them really get jealous but if anything auds gets jealous easily
who gets angered more easily?
audrey has thin patience these days its her
how do they go to sleep at night?:
dag doesnt sleep audrey just sits in bed and complains about him not being in bed until he gets in or she gets too tired to stay awake
who gets the most shoulder rubs?:
dag because his back hurts all the time so she’d make him sit and do a nice shoulder rub aw how nice
what are there arguments/fights like? how often do they fight?:
they… probably rarely fight but audrey is feeling petty/frustrated enough she’ll start something to let of steam and then cry abt it later because she feels bad
who is more likely to throw things in fights?:
really none of them but if it was anyone it would be audrey but only when shes drunk or smth… it wouldn’t be that deep either it would probably be a pen or smth
how do they make it up to each other/apologize after an argument?
one just lets the other win and be done with it.
do they have nicknames for each other?:
auds calls him babe/baby, dag calls her angel/bab/babe
caring for each other while ill, how does the other muse go about it?:
dag’s probably too dag emoji to do anything so audrey has to dictate everything and in the end makes him sit in bed with her so she feels less shitty. auds knows everything abt taking care of ppl she probz got a 10 step plan he’ll be fine in a few hours
who’s more likely to be patching the others wound?:
audrey but she’d have to tell him he’s hurt he’s too immune
muse that says ‘i told you so’, after they come home from the beach and other muse is burnt to a crisp while whining how bad it hurts for not listening and putting on sunblock after the other muse repeatedly told them they’d get burnt?:
dagger gets burnt audrey’s the one going ‘i told you so’
your otp has a newborn baby, who gets up in the middle of the night when he/she cries?:
dag doesnt fckin sleep so he’d prbz be there first and audrey would eventually wake up because baby intuition
your muse’s of the otp reaction to finding the others crying about something? and how do they make them feel better?:
audrey is ALWAYS WORRIED ABT DAG she constantly stressdt bc of him but she’d freak tf out if she saw him crying and she’d try to make him better by watching a movie and cuddling or something and trying to understand what was wrong so she could help fix it
what would they be like as parents?:
their kid would get away with murder because dag is too forgiving and audrey is too soft and would end up super spoiled bc they love them too much.
what would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?
we’ve established footballer!dag and loner!auds in high school and she’d probably tutor him bc hes failing a subject and he passes nd they start dating… she wears his stupid letterman jacket and goes to all his games and quizzes him in the car so he can keep up to date and not FAIL
who initiates taking a bath together?:
considering… dagger doesnt fit in the tub he’d probably just sit on the outside and theyd talk and audrey would show him how bathbombs work
who likes who playing with their hair?:
audrey enjoys it and it helps dag but auds likes absentmindedly playing with dags hair
the place they mostly likely accidentally fall asleep together?:
dag doesnt sleep… its just audrey falling asleep and using dag as a pillow/mattress so he can’t move? so the couch or just an uncomfie position in bed or smth.