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@ranismuses
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heartÂ
thats my right boob tho
my gf is an oven
explain
roasts me
âOh, I got a plan. We hack into Michaelâs phone, download all his nudes, and then black mail him.â
send me a ship and I'll tell you...
who is more likely to hurt the other? who is emotionally stronger? who is physically stronger? who is more likely to break a bone? who knows best what to say to upset the other? who is most likely to apologise first after an argument? who treats whoâs wounds more often? who is in constant need of comfort? who gets more jealous? whoâs most likely to walk out on the other? who will propose? who has the most difficult parents? who initiates hand-holding when theyâre out in public? who comes up for the other all the time? who hogs the blankets? who gets more sad? who is better at cheering the other up? whoâs the one that playfully slaps the other all the time after they make silly jokes? who is more streetwise? who is more wise? whoâs the shyest? who boasts about the other more? who sits on whoâs lap?Â
text message starters, part 1/?
[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, donât worry. Iâve got it all under control.
[MSG:] One time I thought I was heterosexual.
[MSG:] IâM WEARING A FLAG.
[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.
[MSG:] I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I pass out for 3 days.
[MSG:] I am going places. Maybe not college, but placesâŠ
[MSG:] I donât think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
[MSG:]Â THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNâT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
[MSG:]Â Weâre making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
[MSG:] Can you pick me up? The threeway turned into a twoway while I sit here alone in the cornerâŠ
[MSG:]Â Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
[MSG:] You know, my friends think I make these stories upâŠ
[MSG:]Â Iâm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. Weâre plotting your demise.
[MSG:] My cute new neighbor has a cast on his leg. How sad is it that my first thought was, âHey! This one canât run away!â.
[MSG:] OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but stillâŠ
[MSG:]Â I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
[MSG:] I just walked into the room at this party and someone shouted âdibs!â
[MSG:]Â He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
[MSG:]Â Uh, I almost got the bride to go down on me. Iâm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
[MSG:] Somehow a ride to Walgreens turned into a threesome.
[MSG:] Yeah, donât like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her âthe whore that was assigned to live with me.â
[MSG:] Why does every bad decision I make end up with at least 100 likes on YouTube?
[MSG:]Â I feel like I donât show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time.
[MSG:] I told you not to buy lube from a tourist shop!
[MSG:]Â He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
[MSG:] STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE.
[MSG:] There were containers of weed in the piñata.
[MSG:] So far today Iâve had six shots of tequila, one joint, Iâve hit three parties, made out with two people and been chased by security. It is spring break.
[MSG:] OMG SOMEONE JUST CRASHED THIS LECTURE SCREAMINGÂ âTROOOOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEONS!!!â I CANâT STOP LAUGHING HELP
[MSG:]Â I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon.
[MSG:] Uh, I think that pic was for someone else. At least, I hope soâŠ
[MSG:] My gaydar is infallible. Trust me.
[MSG:]Â Iâm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. Weâre just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators.
[MSG:]Â See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
[MSG:]Â Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?