#dai shenanigans

[aeriamamaduck]

Garrett: you know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles

Siri: seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Ursula: *sighing* seize the dick

[lunardaisydoodles-archived]

…and then they all woke up with huge hangovers.

After dragon slaying(taming) shenanigans.  

This was so random to do but was fun.

FULL VIEW HERE

PLEASE DON’T REPOST OR REUSE ANYWHERE.

[aeriamamaduck]

Fenthari: I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name other than the Inquisition?

Ursula: Yeah. I wanted to call it the...Re-Revengers.

Fenthari: The Revengers?

Ursula: Because I'm getting revenge. *to Fenthari* And you're getting revenge. *to Garrett* Do you want revenge?

Garrett: I-I'm undecided.

[aeriamamaduck]

Fenthari: They're everywhere. All the time. Trevelyan's all perky and Hawke does this thing where he's helpful and considerate. They share food, and they say things, and they move things, and they breathe. Ugh, they're like, happy.

Leliana: Kick them out.

Fenthari: I can't kick them out, I just got here, I'm a guest here.

Leliana: So what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and kill them?

Fenthari: Yep.

Leliana: This is why we are friends.

[aeriamamaduck]

*nervously exits character creation*

*breathes a sigh of relief after it turns out he looks okay in-game*

seriously garrett thank you for glitching into that cutscene, it was beautiful

[krembles]

shh he’s just having a lie down

[aeriamamaduck]

Ursula: WELCOME TO APPLEBEES DO YOU WANT APPLES OR BEES?

Garrett: B-bees?

Ursula: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!

Garrett: No wait-

Sera: *approaching menacingly while shaking a jar of bees*

Garrett: WAIT-

[aeriamamaduck]

Cassandra: *to Garrett and Ursula* I need both of you to be straight with me.

Garrett:

Ursula:

Varric: That's going to be extremely hard for everyone here, Seeker.