don't quit before the miracle happens

Sandra | 34 | Them/Her | USA/Mexico | Aromantic/Bisexual

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[boudicca]

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

[timetopractice]

Baelor's death stare 💀Aerion was lucky Maekar was there.

[devourallusurvey]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[devourallusurvey]

That's right

[playthings2007]

Keep salting the wound I'm close

[toyotathonics]

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[zyx]

happy pride

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[aokozaki]

Best part of non-American twitter is that sometimes Trending In [Country] will just be a set of loose words that people from your country happen to be using a lot today.

[meow-moment]

[motherfucker-unlimited]

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

[mmleepmlorp]

My five year plan is to just see what happens

[orpheuslament]

this recent trend of teenagers using genAI chatbots to talk to fictional characters is fucking grim. what you should be doing is roleplaying on private messages with your friends until the lines between you & the characters begin to blur & you develop some very complex & confusing feelings for each other that culminate in a massive fallout you dont have the tools to process nor understand

[albva]

[albva]

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

[softplaces-deactivated20240808]

[wayfire-official]

Sex should have a secondary gameplay loop where you build bases, manage resources, and expand your territory

[yoi-scans]