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Hunting Witches Characters as Incorrect Quotes

So I’m sure we’ve all seen those incorrect quotes pages and I love them. So I want to do the same for my characters instead of actually writing them...

Colin:  Look, let’s just agree to say ‘I’m sorry’ on a count of three. One… two… three…

Morrigan: ...

Colin: ...

Colin:  See, now I’m just disappointed in the both of us

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Cassia: Why is there a big carrot in the bag of baby carrots?

Colin: They need adult supervision.

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Dakor: I’m chaotic lawful

Dakor: I have a strict moral code but nobody can figure out what the hell it is.

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Cassia: What’s the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?

Morrigan: The audacity.

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Cassia (to Tobias): Bitch

Tobias: You’re banished.

Cassia: Wait, unbanish me for a second I need to tell you something.

Tobias: Unbanished.

Cassia: Bitch

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Colin: *walking around still disappointed 6 hours after visiting the aquarium*

Cassia: What did you think a tiger shark was, Colin?

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Morrigan: Is anyone going to tell me what’s going on in here?

Cassia: Well it’s kind of complicated but Colin-

Morrigan: Got it. Understood. Forget I asked.

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Colin: Here, let me hold that for you.

Cassia: That’s my hand.

Colin: So it is.

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Dakor: What's the most inspiring thing I've ever said to you?

Colin: "Don't be an idiot". Changed my life.

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OC Introduction: Dakor from Hunting Witches

“I was the most powerful king and sorcerer in Heidyll, don’t treat me like a party trick!”

Dakor is the perfect example of magic gone too far, an undead warning to all who wish to play with what they do not understand. Legend says that King Dakor of Heidyll made himself immortal, that nothing could fell him. The mob who overthrew him had to get creative- choosing to separate his head from his body and throw it in a ditch, the rest of his remains buried in an unmarked grave.

And Dakor was right, he had made his being, his consciousness immortal, but he forgot to do the same for his body. He claims to have sat in that ditch for decades before being found, and in terrible condition- scaring the unlucky soul who found him. From that day he was magical object every witch, wizard, and sorcerer looking for status or information tried to collect. When they were done with him and he inevitably annoyed them past their limit, they would throw him back out into the wild for someone else to deal with. 

The last person to find him was Cassia, a young woman new to magic with all kinds of questions and no answers. He made no promises to help her when she took him home with her, but she was just so persistent and he wanted her to shut up, so he claims. Cassia is pretty sure he just wanted someone to talk to. 

He is of course disappointed in what has happened to his country, magic outlawed and Kings falling under simple witches curses- it was disgraceful to the good name of Heidyll. So when Cassia decides to go back to save this pathetic King, Dakor sees an opportunity he cannot ignore. 

I’m not going to lie guys, Dakor is by far my favorite character, maybe ever. I know I am not the first person to ever have a human skull as a character, but the idea still just cracks me up.

Hunting Witches Taglist: @crypticsx, @albarnesauthor

Cassia | Morrigan | King Tobias III | Colin | Dakor

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