Wild Whiskey

Call me Abigail, she/her, 27. This is a place of my obessions, hobbies, and time wasters

[knightclubbing]

your knight's unending loyalty for you is kinda parasocial and lowkey problematic...

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[delusionalbestie]

computer throw a brick at this guy

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[inevitablestars]

can't believe that the turning around story ended with him turning around again i'm so upset

[gallium-spoon]

Hermes *literally two minutes into the play*: ok this is a tragedy, it's an old song and we're gonna sing it exactly like it's been sung before and it's tragic because that's how the song goes!

Me: ok, but like, not this time right??

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[podcastwizard]

LIKES TO CHARGE REBLOGS TO CAST

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

you people aren't CASTING

[the-goddess-of-annoying]

NO

[lesspopped]

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[mewgav]

Lead me save me from my solitude

[birdplushie]

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[lavenderprose]

I love how some fics are called shit like "They Only Shoot The Birds Who Cannot Sing" and it's like the most insane porn you're ever read and then some fics are called Spit On Me and it's 18,000 words of the most achingly id-scratching prose you've ever read and they're both. They're both so fucking good. thank God for fanfiction.

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out