#dalé

[boolger]

Apparently it’s a myth that a pitbull’s jaw locks when they bite, but if it was true and…

Something something Kate Laswell getting her dog hybrid!reader bred by pitbull hybrid!Simon (or Johnny maybe) who locks his jaw in reader’s nape or shoulder when he knots - making reader panic and cry, while Simon keeps you in place and Kate coos at you

[pup-in-his-step]

I need someone to draw Pitbull (dalé) dressed up as a pittbull (doggy) in The Pitt (hopital) because of a bull riding (evil horse) incident sponsored by Redbull (drinky zoom) interacting with Dennis and Trinity freaking out trying to get his autograph.

Thank you in advance.

[ngnt-writes]

They say I am coming back,

The people - They say 'Where is Secondo?'

But I have already rebranded as Mr Worldwide.

How can I turn back on that?

[gutz-ingellvar]

Seeing Solas as Pitbull changed my perspective of the world and all I wanna do is remix pitbull songs for veilguard lmaooo

[funeraldoomed]

I'm getting another tattoo tmrw by an artist that came all the way from korea..... wrow she's international

[grumpytrans]

every day above ground is a good day, remember that

[mewheniblankmyblank]

Maybe the real Mr. Worldwide was the Mr. we met worldwide along the way.

[roastbeef0weef]

This site rules when assholes in positions of power die, its like a latino family throwing a rager for a quinceañera and every uncle brought modelo