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The (SIMPSONS) World As We Know It

The digital pyromaniac has a new reason to burn through data. I'll tell you more, just make sure you thank FXX.

FXX announced the launch of "Simpsons World," a groundbreaking new app already being touted as the future of TV.

The Simpsons World app will grant users full digital access to all 552 episodes (so far) of The Simpsons in a searchable, cross-referenced online database. To celebrate the launch FXX is set to air a 12 day Simpsons marathon (movie included, in chronological order).

Side Note: "Everything in moderation, including moderation." Eat my shorts, Oscar Wilde.

[johnnytroublelc]

Throughout great hardship rest assured the hearts of all altruist are united by an indomitable will to mend what is broken.

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The only burrito endorsed by grunge community

Not since "I Love Lucy" has such a hair brained scheme been hatched & subsequently foiled.

27-year-old, L.A. County deputy, Henry Marin has been indicted for smuggling a heroin filled burrito into a courthouse. There's nothing else to this story but I felt the need to share this asshat's idiocy.

Side Note: A Taco Bell burrito filled with heroin; so it'll give you the shits while gently numbing your asshole ...how polite