#oddballing

[quickshade-blog1]

I needed go get this off my chest I love how people be trying to tell me I'm stupid for doing this or that but have done some supremely dumb things that are probably worst or close to what I did the difference between me and the basic people who say things like this to me is I don't try to fit in trends. I'm not going to let the social norms of how I'm supposed to be as a black man force me to be something I'm not I don't listen to rap music a lot I love to dress in of brand shoes and clothes I talk soft or gay as some people say and I walk weird I'm not about to follow up a trend started by somebody who is not promoting my vast and charming ability to preserve who I am tell me how I should go about my life before you judge my decisions good or bad do know I do it to help me figure out who I wanna be not who people think I should be #oddballing

[johnnytroublelc]

When Florida State freshmen defenders Lorenzo Featherston DE, Jacob Pugh LB, Derrick Nnadi DT, and Demarcus Christmas DT assemble they become the New Seminoles.

Not since Pretty Ricky has an R&B quartet moistened cunt lips with such syrupy ease. Watch your collective backs 5 Seconds of Summer, there are new kids on the block and these back-street boys are in-sync with whats hot.

Side Note: 50 Tyson, IceJJFish, and the New Seminoles should collab on a song called "Eardrums In My Asshole."

[johnnytroublelc]

Amateur filmmaker captures bike theft in Los Angeles' notorious Skid Row district. I wonder if this robbery was a clever way to get that L.A. County sheriff back in shape. 

Side Note: Most bike-cops are laughable... UNTIL YOU NEED ONE.

[johnnytroublelc]

Corbin Dunn's Tandem Unicycle is like a Bat-Signal for the perpetual friend in need.

Side Note: I know you can't reinvent the wheel but at Corbin's Treehouse they'll give a wheel some serious identity issues.

They have one wheel that thinks its Amanda Bynes, it's constantly rolling downhill.

[johnnytroublelc]

Gib the French Bulldog tries to take a poop and is startled by the sound of his own fart. Oddly enough the same thing happens to Ann Coulter when she tries to poop.

FYI - Ann's farts sound eerily similar to Hitler's Triumph des Willens.

Side Note: I don't blame Gib for being scared, the asshole can be scary. In a weird way that makes gay men braver than us all. Whole new reason to be proud fellas!

[johnnytroublelc]

Routine traffic stop turns into another reason to hate elderly motorists ...and monkeys ...especially monkeys.

Side Note: First time in history a monkey on the back has saved someone from getting a speeding ticket.

Drunk drivers take note.

[johnnytroublelc]

Jesus Mabalot, 38, of Anchorage got more than he bargained for when he mistook an Alaskan black bear for Jellystone's loveable glutton Yogi Bear.

How could hijinks not ensue?

Jesus was attending a picnic with a church group at Eklutna Lake Campground when he drunkenly strayed from the crowd. Jesus stumble-bummed his way into a mauling when he ignored every sign in the park and tried to feed the animals.

The bear hasn't been seen since but locals should be wary of ALL bears sporting pork-pie hats.

Side Note: If "dumb-fuck" was contagious the plot of Contagion would've been VERY different.

P.S. If Steven Soderbergh ever contacts Jesus Mabalot I expect a finders fee.