Heyo! I love your writing!! Can I request a Batboys x Black!Batmom and how they would act/be.
Batfam x Black!Batmom
How the batboys would react to having a black Batmom!
Characters: Bruce Wyane, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Timothy Drake, Damien Wyane
Warnings: None
☾-Soul food. All of the boys loved when they would come home from doing they’re activities and see you in the kitchen whipping up some baked Mac and Cheese and Chicken.
☾- Jason would tear up the chicken and Alfred loved getting a break from cooking sometimes.
☾-They would pick up on AAVE and it would be funny as fuck when you’d walk in and hear Jason say “Chille Bye” or Dick say “I done did it already”
☾-Bruce is confused on how you get braids into your scalp and sit there calmly (but in reality you were in painnn)
☾-sometimes Bruce would take your Bonet and wear it because it was comfortable
☾-You’d just end up getting him and the boys one. They all ar each other’s favorite colors too
☾-they all slayed in it lmao
☾-Queue you and Damien making white privilege jokes sometimes
☾-They love hearing about black history from you and they are so for BLM
☾-Going to BLM protests together was Always amazing (Jason was EXTREMELY passionate about it)
Summary: Bruce and F/n’ toddler starts to pick up on things and repeat them
Warnings: Cursing, cookies :P
(This is my first post, I promise it’ll get better.)
————————————-
When Bruce started to date you, he never thought he was going to last that long. He saw you and immediately fell in love but also knew he never had many serious relationships.
He’d never seen himself now, married to you for 10 years and the father of a two year old. Sometimes, he had to pinch himself to make sure he wasn’t living a bizarre dream. Bruce was a pretty good father even with him running WE and his Nightly duties because you had helped him out. You’d convinced him to take days off, you had helped with WE, you had helped him with All four boys. Without you, Bruce would be empty.
Snapping him out of his thoughts, his daughter stated to talk to him. Martha had just woken up and she decided to talk his ear off. He didn’t mind of course, until...
“And he took my Barbie, he’s a bitch” He jumped at the sound of his two year old calling someone a bitch. “Martha, what did you say?” After the young girl repeated herself for the second time, Bruce came to the conclusion that his Two-Year old just called someone a bitch. Quickly but carefully, he took his daughter into his arms and sprinted to the kitchen where alfred was baking cookies and preparing dinner. “Tell Alfred what you told me sweetie” Bruce kissed the young girl on her cheek as she told alfred the whole story, ending off with the kid being a bitch.
“I do believe Master Jason Curses the most, Martha must’ve gotten it from him. However, it might be best if you prevent her for using that type of language.” Alfred Instructed, Handing the young girl a cookie in order to distract her from the conversation. Martha, LIke her dad, Was a smart girl. Seh could already read, write, and do basic math so she could figure out that the two men were talking about her and would be curious as to why. However, with the cookie, she was to busy trying to eat around the chocolates. (she ate them separately) At the right time, Jason walked into the kitchen, with the goal to eat cookies but is stopped by Bruce and Alfred who are glaring him down. If looks could kill, bullets would have shot through his chest already.
“Yes?” “Jason, did you teach Martha to say Bitch?”
The answer was yes, but no. Technically, he cursed in front of her but he didn’t teach them to her....anymore. Jason didn’t think she would pick up on what he does but knowing you, his patrol privileges would be taken for a couple days. He slowly backed out the kitchen and left to his room without answering the men. Sighing, Bruce waited until the girl finished eating another cookie to bend down and correct her on her foul language. “Martha, Saying bitch is bad” Martha was a smart girl, she could pick up on things rather easily and she was rather intelligent for her age so Bruce knew she would catch on pretty easily.
The young girl nodded and reached across the counter to grab another cookie to fulfill her sugar cravings. Alfred and Bruce seemed to forget about the incident for a while until you came downstairs, a string of curse word spewing from your mouth.“That son of a bitch, they act like they aren't fucking bulletproof. No, no B/F/N we can settle this with them.” You were infuriated that your best friends significant other just cheated on them.
You were nice, a sweet person but the moment someone got on your nerves, there was hell to pay. So, B/F/N’s significant other was getting ready to get it. Having a son with a lot of guns did have perks and that meant you could damn well kill them but you decided against it in your mind. Acting on impulse was not something bruce was particularly fond of and he hated killing. You ended the call, telling your best friend you’ll call her back and looking towards alfred and bruce.
“Oh, Alfred made cookies!” Your mood seemed to change as quick as light as you walked over to the counter and grabbed a handful of the delicious pastry off the counter. “why do you keep looking at me Babe?”
“Martha Learned the word bitch from someone...At first I thought it was Jason, but now i realize that she spends a whole lot of time with you...” You raised a eyebrow at what your husband was inquiring. “I didn't teach her any cuss words but even if I did it's just a word.” “Yes but I don't want her to go around saying it without knowing the meaning behind the world.”
Casually, you walked over to the black haired toddler and leaned down to her level and said: “Martha, Bitch is a bad word. It’s what you call people who get on your nerves, its also a female dog. Try not to say it okay sweetpea?” Martha showed her half-gummy, half-toothy smile and nodded. “There, Problem solved.” You teased, walking back to your room leaving bruce to sigh and grab the younger girl. “Alright Martha, Let’s put you down for a nap so I can explain to mommy that not everything can be fixed by ignoring it.”
--------
I feel like the ending could’ve been better. Thank you so much for reading and it gives me so much more confidence! :)
