#dammit google

[elder-sister]

Google please I just want to update cookie run please don't reccomend me the seven deadly sins anime game

[fluffbyday-smutbynight]

I WAS ABOUT TO TYPE "HAIRCUTS" I SWEAR

DAMMIT GOOGLE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH

[queenofangrymoths]

Bitch- what the fuck google?!?!??

[the-fanaddict]

I take it back I need to pay attention in class but omg I opened up google for a thing and there was an article right there about the trailer akfhejdjbssbf

[beihonglin]

so i find this really cute picture of ruibin and im like ??? okay where is it from 

so i try to reverse google image search it so i can find a source but 

thanks,,,,,,,, google,,,,,,,,,,,

[the-sum-of-all-cmars42]

I keep having to google statistical thermodynamic stuff for my bio homework and so a lot of my search queries start with "average". Suffice it to say, I'm getting tired of google wanting to autocomplete to "average penile length".

[jediserenity82]

Hey Google...

When I type “Battle Couple poses” into the search bar, that’s what I’m actually wanting. The engagement annoucement photos are nice and all, but unless they’re about to to kick the shit out of some baddies, it’s not really what I’m looking for.

[a-la-faemo]

Google 'your account has been recovered' no bitch I just remembered my password after three tries