#dammitjimkirk

[shitstrawhatssay]

Marco: Ace, can I speak to you for a minute?

Ace: Ooooh someone’s in trouble.

Ace: Wait, it’s me.

Ace: I don’t know why I did that.

[blackkatmagic]

So I sent a Minato/Zabuza/Kushina Family Fluff request with Naruto/Haku siblings. (Lets be real Haku is a Trans Boy and Naruto is Genderfluid so despite saying brothers last time it's not accurate.) And I wanted to make sure it was received. (If only to make sure someone suffers through this Rare Pair with me.)

It was received and you have ruined my life with this ship, you jerk. 

[dukewuornos]

dammitjimkirk hat auf deinen Eintrag geantwortet “I’m reading a McKirk fake dating fic and bless this fic, seriously. So...”

What is the name of this fic?

The name of this beautiful fic is “And I will follow you with my whole life (Lead me to the Truth)”

[shitstrawhatssay]

Luffy: Are lobsters scorpions to mermaids?

Zoro: It’s four in the fucking morning.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Zoro: I asked Luffy because I knew he wouldn’t give me a lecture about consequences.

Nami: ??? Luffy IS a lecture about consequences.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Zoro: I am hatred incarnate!!! I’m going to tear apart anything that’ll harm my loved ones!!! Fear me!!!

Also Zoro: I can’t kill this guy because Luffy likes him and I can’t let Luffy be sad and disappointed in me.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Luffy: If I owned a taser, I’d probably get curious to see how it feels and taser myself, and that’s why I don’t have a taser.

Law: Do not taser yourself. Your muscles may convulse and “lock up,” and you will not be able to stop tasering yourself, possibly leading to heart failure. Be responsible and find a close friend to taser you instead.

Zoro: This is what BDSM is for.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Usopp: Wait a minute! You don’t go towards the weird scary sound!

Luffy: Yeah we do. We always do.

Usopp: I hate that about us.