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[catqueenk]

Okay last one for now. This is a little comic made from a quote from @shitstrawhatssay so credit to them for the dialogue. I found it very cute and decided to draw it out. This is something I finished today so the most recent one so far.

[basically-a-loveconfession]

BATTLE FOR 3RD PLACE

Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu (Scum Villains Self Saving System) vs Franky/Nico Robin (One Piece)

Who's giving more fell first x fell harder swag?

Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu (SVSSS)

Franky/Nico Robin (One Piece)

Voting ended onNov 13, 2023

Propaganda under the cut!

Luo Binghe/Shen Qingqiu (SVSSS):

Shen Qingqiu has been in love with Binghe since before he even knew he was gay, the man thought he was straight reading a stallion novel full of smut, just for Binghe, and Binghe decided that if he couldn’t have SQQ that he would destroy the entire world. When SQQ died he kept his body around just in case and had to fight people off almost daily so that he could keep it around, man went full feral about it. They are so insane about each other.

Franky/Nico Robin (One Piece):

Robin fell first, Franky fell harder.

Franky learns about Robin almost a decade before they meet. He learns that she is the key for the destruction of the world. She is dangerous but he (and his adopted brother) have the answer to counter the dangerous knowledge Robin has.

When they finally meet Franky thinks she killed his brother, still thinks she deserves to live and is willing to give up his own life so Robin can survive. Also because her friends are willing to fight the World Government to save her too. A bunch of kids make him believe that the most dangerous woman is worthy of rescue. Also: Fuck The Police!

Compared to that Robin knows nothing about Franky. All she knows is that this weird dude she never met before is helping her, telling her that “Living is not a sin” and constantly telling her that her friends are going to save her.

She sees him biting, kicking, blowing up his ass and risking his life multiple times for her, without knowing why he would do that.

They manage to flee from that situation and return to safety, together. Later, when it’s time to leave Franky’s home island and flee from the marines, the crew decides to steal his panties and lure him to the ship he built for them. Basically he is running across the city butt-naked. But being the stubborn fool he is, says he can’t leaven even though it’s his dream.

Robin decides enough is enough and squeezes his balls as a way to make him join the crew. In all translations she says that pirates can’t leave a treasure behind, calling him a treasure.

All of this is canon. And Robin calling Franky a treasure is why I think Robin fell first.

Franky fell harder when he finally understood that Robin wants him. And that even more after the timeskip.

- He calls her beautiful

- Praises her drawing skills

- Praises her being smart

- Worries about her when she faints

- Is allowed to sleep with his head on her lap

- Protects her from stones raining down

- Meets with her to secret dates

- Just overall supportive (Parts are canon, parts are fanon)

Sorry for any mistakes and I hope it makes sense!

[shitstrawhatssay]

HOW DO YOU GET THE STRAWHAT NAKAMA BADGE TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION

[shitstrawhatssay]

THANK U FRIEND, it didn't appear in the usual spot for free badges so i got confused

[shitstrawhatssay]

HOW DO YOU GET THE STRAWHAT NAKAMA BADGE TIME SENSITIVE QUESTION

[shitstrawhatssay]

Luffy: Can I bother you for a second?

Sanji: You always bother me, but go on.

[shitstrawhatssay]

hey I noticed some of your quotes on here are tagged as incorrect vrains and thought I’d let you know

thank you, i won’t be changing the tags (....im lazy) but i will point out that i run multiple incorrect quotes blogs and sometimes I just autopilot; I know I got a few incorrect one piece tags on my vrains one

- Mod Strawhat

[shitstrawhatssay]

Ace: (over the Den-Den Mushi) That's grandpa, isn't it? Tell him I said hes a malevolent, poisonous troll.

Luffy: Ace says hi.

Garp: No good delinquent.

Luffy: he says hi back.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Sanji: A woman's place is in the kitchen, so she can taste this delicious carbonara I am making.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Nami: Luffy, we need a plan of attack!

Luffy: I have a plan: attack!

[shitstrawhatssay]

Zoro: Wow, the Depository, where they keep all the Haildom’s money. Hey, didn’t we try to rob the place once?

Nami: You know, I don’t have any specific recollections, but if it’s a place with money… I’m gonna go with yes.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Nami: Luffy, just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talking.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Sanji: Usopp, you can't let fear rule your life.

Usopp: Of course I can, that's my thing.

[shitstrawhatssay]

Franky: The volcano started spitting out fire like crazy, It was both beautiful and terrifying at the same time. Sorta like you robin.

Robin: Back atcha, sweetie.

[inopei]

from @shitstrawhatssay

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[shitstrawhatssay]

Mihawk: There are worse things out tonight than Humandrills.

Perona: Like what?

Mihawk: Like me.

[inopei]

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