#damn millennials

[angiethewitch]

How do you see a post about taking care of your mental health and be like "hmm. How can I make this about phones?"

While typing.....on tumblr.....which is a form of social media.....

Pot, meet kettle.

[current-comix]

[no-chill-at-all]

[knight-in-sour-armor]

[thosefunnyones]

[itsrainingcupcakes]

why are things typed l i k e t h i s so much funnier than things typed like this

[skull-prince]

Welcome to Lucifer timeline

We have

The Durge

Lucifer the Dark Urge, Changeling Fighter with supernatural strength Horny bastard Always kinda smug looking Likes to bully Enver Gortash. Keeps his own ego high, and Gortashs ego low

The love of his life

Yes, that's a customized Orin Yes, that's his (grand)niece (smth smth family wreath) Yes, they do play into the common assumption of them being twins or at least siblings

Gods no it's not a healthy relationship by any margin but sometimes they are happy enough for it to forever continue

Bhaalist (in it bc Bhaals Avatar is hot af)

Sylras (last name to be determined!), he/they Warlock of Bhaal Minthara simp and def into femdom and masochism Sex with Lucifer? sure Doesn't really like Orin

Fellow Bhaalspawn (how did you happen?)

Ace, he/him Tiefling?? Aasimar?? Bhaalspawn Apparently Bhaal + mortal can make Tiefling-like Aasimar I guess He's a little stupid but he got the spirit Actually not that stupid but his cheery personality next to the bunch he's with makes him appear that way Lucifer likes to keep him around for entertaining purposes Got no relationships with anybody, he's just happy to be included (sometimes I like to make him kiss a friends Durge. also included in this post)

Bhaalist (recruitment through horny)

Adonis, any pronouns Cleric of Bhaal (and draconic bloodline sorcerer) Got caught murdering a guy in Sharess Caress and Lucifer helped them get rid of the body Lucifer calls them ''pup'' alot, bc he sees them as a pet Gets passed between Lucifer and Orin quite alot The biggest gift you can receive if the offspring of your god sleeping with you, I guess (Kenzo's Durge! ♥)

More Bhaalspawn! The dangerous one

Kronos, they/them (I think?) Paladin Drow :) Oathbreaker in the game but BG3 Paladin-hood kinda bad eh

Literally the only one who thinks of usurping Lucifer He knows, but it's funny Fellow allosexual aromantic (Kat's Durge! ♥)

[weeniedogjrs]

Terrible news. Patricica Suppertime Lunchbox will never be able to afford a house now.