Pity me, I'm almost a human being

Late 20s | Male | Bi angled AroAce-spec Chaotic Neutral Changeling Undead Warlock / Thief Rogue Wannabe Bhaalspawn I block minors. Currently on a BG3 spam hyperfix

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[rat-rambles]

The idea of Vox being demi romantic and demi sexual is so fucking funny to me.

Once every few decades he can grow attached to someone.

[skull-prince]

Showed a coworker photos of my brother she goes ''wow, he's really handsome'' me, yea he's a source of my gender envy. I wish to look like him me, external ''lmao I guess''

[skull-prince]

also apparently my father doesn't like the name Sebastian, but I won't let someone who named my brother after a christmas movie character, name me

[skull-prince]

Still saying my preferred name is Sebastian has been such a lie in so many years dude, but I have no other name to give ppl North is just... not a German name. Especially not a guys name Marshall just.. does not fit the body, and what if we change hosts AGAIN one day, right. same situation as with Sebastian now Faelen.... idk. also again not very common in German, and might just not be very ''masculine'' either so like uuuugh guess we're stuck with Sebastian

[skull-prince]

''Awe, you are not pregnant :/ let's flush all of that out and prepare for next time :)'' Me, a sex-averse asexual transmasc: I DONT WANT IIIIIT!!!!

[skull-prince]

Spiraling my gender dysphoria and imposter syndrome as a trans person is not a good idea while actively bleeding from the cursed organs I don't even want to have

[skull-prince]

Shout out to my coworker who said that she could never imagine my co-boss as anything but a man and how he is ''truly a man born in the wrong body'' and then several hours later proceeded to talk about how his and mine personality are so similar, and we would really work out well together if we moved in together (commune style, not romantic style)

and I just had to snicker, bc like. yea.

[skull-prince]

Sometimes I think about that I might just be a binary guy, but thinking about myself that way while ''stuck'' in how I am at the moment would probably drive me to former levels of suicidality and we are not doing that

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[serendippertyy]

happy pride to transfem jax,,, anytime someone draws transfem jax fairies are born and flowers bloom...

[cottoncandylesbo]

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

[sadomarxist]

[ruckuscauser]

[skull-prince]

Yall ever take the floorplan of an apartment in your city/area and instead of actually thinking about moving out/renting it, you just. imagine what it would be like living there by rebuilding it in the Sims 4?

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[ot3]

its awesome that neither mind reading nor god are real and all of the thoughts inside of your head are completely private and consequenceless forever #myprivacy

[donteventry-itdude]

saying God ain’t real is so unnecessary 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ot3]

its actually pretty necessary for people who grew up being told "all of your thoughts are constantly monitored by an omniscient and omnipotent authority who may doom you to an eternity of torment if you think wrong" to occasionally be reminded that none of it is true at all.

[knighthearts]

happy pride month for it/its users, polyamorous people, xenogenders, non-transitioning trans people, and other "weird" identities. btw