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lil-shiro

Idk why but i find this funny even tho i need context

dastardlydorito

#from what I learned about England is that the photo of the double Greggs is very accurate

hobbular

Friend of mine was submitting a job application and discovered that they REQUIRED a photo:

We’re trying to decide which of these is a better option:

or

nowlander

ixiagrey

Do we think it'll work?

Maybe if I showed my ugliest side first, I'll be less disappointed than when people walk away seeing it later.

But this wasn't what I signed up for Spending more stress than I can afford And then some Killing me with almost no remorse Feeling better when I just ignore your presence

Bi, but not really all that attracted to women (only like. one or two exceptions) But bi as in attracted to men, and non-binary folk of vastly different flavors

Seeing ''so many fakes here, disappointing'' on a kink app, from someone who texts random ass ppl how much he'd love to be dominated by them, without knowing ANYTHING about them prior HAS to be a fucking joke

ceruleanheaven

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

woodwool

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

woodwool

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

allthingswhumpyandangsty

b0nkcreat

could you describe your art process?

like this

thewayfarersinn

#yourhonor I lvoe them #both them as in Rune #but also them as in plural both Rune and Quasar #especially together

Remember me as someone who used to watch SplashKittyArtist and BlueKyoKitty in their prime time

#and Detrah/DetSaurus....#gods they were all so fucking fun to watch #it's nice to see that some of the early animation artists still are active out there!#rarely ever with the stuff they did back then but. still animating

A german youtuber I sometimes watch loves to make videos about ''the dark pasts of certain german brands/companies'' and.. of course ALOT of them have war-era history that is. pro said war The funny common theme there is that they also looove to hide they were ever part of that history. of course a, back then, still pretty smallish company would be like ''yay yippie we are so pro this thing that'll threaten us if we voice any critique towards it!'' but erasing it completely from their ''our history <3'' page is also.. interesting.

For the german car companies, Idk why some are keeping their war-era logos that are, very obviously said war-era symbolism

is it really that difficult to rebrand and redesign a new logo?

#meaning a specifically german car company btw #liek it makes sense that their logo is what it is considering. car companies relied heavily on their support for said war-era #to build a reputation #but like.. how is this not severely hurting their reputation POST war-era #prob bc most ppl do not know the symbolism

drifting-cirro-cloud

Being a Trans!Tav is so funny in practice bc like. Yeah the dead three want to end all life and free will. But! They draw the line at misgendering the enemy.

#the antagonists of a game are more inclusive than ppl in fucking real life lmao #tho I can imagine the fandom being SO UPSET if the villains were capable of misgendering you #slavery? mass murder? that's just normal villain stuff it's okay!#misgendering? worst game of the world cancel Larian rrrright now #personally I don't think I'd like it either #tho I could see Sarevok making a passing comment about ''your biology'' but then continue to use the right pronouns lmao #particularly for Trans Durges ig

transmechanicus

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

vmprblood

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

transmechanicus

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

#I'm working part time #most of my days are. 6 or less #in extreme cases I'll have to be atwork for 10 hours tho #mostly bc we are still lacking employees #and these 10 hours are. not very productive genuinely #most I did yesterday on a 9 hour shift was some paper work that needed doing

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