#damn right bitches

[fbiartist]

Okay, so while Ziva would make and play a Cleric character in a D&D or Pathfinder tabletop game, she's actually an Oracle in her Pathfinder/D&D verse.

[crimson-clockwork-blog]

Wow. 25 followers.

I should do something to make my followers know I thank them. Hmmm....

[nothernbee]

Fargo

Best mini series or TV movie

[emsace]

Over the garden wall made me decide what to do with my fucking life

[inthelandofthewildthings]

one of my friends was listening to me complain about freaky lesbian aging and he said that we're like elves. 

[unique-nothings]

I sit in the back of classrooms so I can scroll through tumblr for the whole period without getting weird stares.

[bafa59]

Another day, another customer

Man: *pays for $12 face paint with a $20 bill*

Man: Can we get two faces for twenty dollars?

Man: *thinks he's being smart*

Me: You can if it's an eight dollar face.

Man: ...I don't know that that means.

Me: *hands back change*

Me: It means your change is $8

Man: ...

Man: ...

Man: *to wife* Oh, she's being a smart ass.

Next person in line: Classy.

[nipaotus]

WAIT WHAT DISCO ENSEMBLE HAS A GIG IN HELSINKI IN FEBRUARY AND IT'S CHEEP AND IT'S ON FRIDAY AND HOLY TITS

... I'm going.