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Status. I just proceeded to walk out my front door, approach 3 deer, throw fruit at them whilst whining like a child.

“Love me, I gave you food you ungrateful monsters.”

Instead, I saw squirrel snatch up the apple slice, and the deer left me.

I am tired. I am sick. I want a deer.

*cri* but they wouldn’t come to me.

Damn Squirrels.

by Goodchampagneandprivateplanes

“No, not quite. Plus, your commentary doesn’t help the situation. You’ve implied that you’re a pole dancer, you know.”

Words: 775, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: One Direction (Band)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson

Relationships: Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson

Additional Tags: Car Accident, Accident, officer harry, Squirrels, damned squirrels, short fic, Drabble

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#damn squirrels.