watching Equalizer 2 is a bad idea bcuz i got jumpscared by Pedro i genuinely forgot he was there i got a heart attack.
another bad idea is watching Equalizer 2, finding out Pedro is in it, falling in love with another Pedro character (Dave York you insane man), while I'm in a requests break.. FUCK
for all Dave York girlies im so sorry im not opening x male!reader reqs, or any reqs rn T-T
Prompt: Ohh well if you insist. How about Bones x reader and a uniform malfunction whilst on an away mission. Trouser split or acid melting away fabric kind of thing. Embarrassment but then fluff etc etc, realisation of feelings etc. 😘
Word Count: 820
Warnings: Clothes being pulled off of you
Author’s Note: This was really fun to write
It was lucky that you still had one pair of clean pants for the away mission today, there was no way that you were going down to this planet in a dress uniform. But as lucky as you were away missions could still go wrong in the blink of an eye, which is why the captain always insisted that at least one security officer join.
It was your turn in the rotation.
The transporter room was buzzing with casual activity, no one was particularly excited about this mission but no one was against it either. It was just another day beaming down to a planet for samples of the soil in an attempt to find out how they could grow such lush flora. Sulu was the only one absolutely beside himself with excitement, and he had to stay at the helm.
Everything about the planet was green. Trees towered over top into a canopy that protected you all from the sun, grass seemed to grow before your eyes, and the flowers bloomed beautifully as you walked up to them.
“Be careful with those, we don’t know what they do just yet.” A blue shirt tiptoed as close as he could to the plant and collected a tiny sample of dirt from underneath it. “They could be deadly.”
You thought the flowers were too beautiful to be harmful, but it was a planet you had never been before so anything was possible.
Hours into the expedition and Bones was getting restless. He didn’t like being away from the safety of his medbay for too long Kirk said laughing, they were almost done anyway. You turned to look away from the group, to make sure that nothing was coming towards the area, but in doing so you got too close to the same plant the blue shirt had warned you about.
It reared back and spit a glob of bright green goop at you landing soundly on your hip, you went to brush it off only to stop when you felt the burning sensation through your clothes. “Stay as far away from the plants as you can!” You yelled pulling the shirt over your head. “They spit acid!”
Your shirt had gotten most of it, but it still ended up eating through the fabric to your pants as well and without any warning Kirk was lifting you up while Bones pulled your boots and pants off in one swift motion. “Take us back up Jim, I need to make sure this isn’t going to spread.”
“Kirk to Enterprise-”
With your clothes in a smoking heap you felt very exposed and tried to cover up as much as possible. “Here you go sweetheart, I know you’re not ashamed but it would make me feel better if you wore this.” The blue shirt was easily pulled down your head and you found that it hung long enough to preserve your modesty. Which was completely gone because not only had you ripped your shirt off, but the captain and CMO had worked together to pull your pants off.
Yeah, it was completely gone. Still the idea that he didn’t want you walking about completely bare was nice. “Thank you Doctor.”
Rolling the sleeves just a bit you grabbed the utility belt and slung it over your shoulder. “‘S not a problem. I’d rather be here without a uniform than you be in next to nothing.”
“It’s not ‘next to nothing’ Bones my underwear at least covers most of my ass.”
“Not enough for this situation! How is that comfortable anyway?”
You laughed, of course that would be the question he had. “I’m guessing it has to do with the fact that firstly I don’t have a-”
The thought was interrupted by Scotty beaming you all back onboard. He took one look at you and dropped his jaw. “What happened to you?”
“Captain and Bones undressed me in front of everyone. It was wild Scotty, you should have been there.” Leaving the transporter room you got to your quarters as quickly as possible only to hear someone on the other side of the door as soon as it closed. “Doctor, I guess you want your shirt back.”
“That, and I wanted to check your hip and make sure there isn’t any damage.” You laid on the bed and he lifted the fabric up prodding the area gently. “You should get some time in the dermal regenerator, but I think you’ll be fine.”
Nodding, you stood and removed his shirt holding it back out for him. “Unless there was something else you wanted to see?”
He took a step back obviously rattled. “I didn’t mean-”
“If you and Jim really wanted to undress me that badly you should have just said so.” In one swift motion your bra was unhooked and dangling from one finger.
Bones grabbed his communicator. “Jim, you need to get down here. Now.”
When you wanna wait up all night until BTS’ MV drops but it won’t be until 4am your time and you’re an old woman and you’re already about to fall asleep T_T
