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EVER WONDER WHAT MY MUSE SAYS ABOUT YOURS? (accepting)∟📖 for what my muse would write about yours in their diary.

dear diary,

note to self: bucky barnes is a little shit

thinks he’s hot shit and he isn’t

god what an asshole

does bucky have some kind of radar??

caught me fighting in the alley again

memo: look into whether or not bucky is a warlock/wizard

he’s slo pretty

gonna kiss hois stupdi big prtty muoth

asshole

memo: punch bucky tomorrow. hard. in the gut.

#1940s tho #i'm laughing #damnitbarnes #;answer

♕. @damnitbarnes. from this glorious post !

❛ wait , holy shit. you’re serious ? like , this isn’t some kind of prank ? oh. hooo ... fuck. okay , shit. don’t kill me. for a second , i thought you were like , quoting shakespeare. like , an evil hydra shakespeare. but , a shakespeare nonetheless. okay , yeah. m’talking way too much , but i’m probably gonna die anyway , cause like , you’re totally fucking right. you’re all like , bionic and half-robot and probably half-alien or octopus or whatever , and i’m like — super fucking normal. look at me. and also hey , ❜ puck immediately flings his shoe at the hydra fuck-up ( cause like , seriously ? he was all up to catch wicked this evening and of course , barnes would pull this “oh will you look at that i’m actually evil” stunt. ) before he dives in to pull a gun from where he’s hid it around his ankle. and as he does so , puck has clicked on the panic button ( directly contacting maria and recording everything that’ll happen as soon as he activates it ) he’s specially had installed in his watch for whenever stuff like these happen. yeah , he predicted somewhat he’ll fuck one thing or another. he’s recklessly impressive like that.

❛ —i’m not that fucking useless. ❜

#damnitbarnes #tbh puck knows there's a higher chance he'll die #which was why he subtly just make that move so he could activate his watch #and collect evidence on who will murder him given if he actually .. u know; GOT KILLED #i mean like. yeah. puck's a trainwreck most of the time. but he's also v/ well trained #and has been in tons of shit that nearly kills him #so yE #AND ALSO DO U ENJOY PUCK'S RAMBLING #♕┆❛ i try not to take it personally most of the time but i'm an asshole. ( IC )#♕. ( VERSE 1 ) | I'M A BOY NO I'M A MAN.

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“You’re such a fucking idiot, barnes.”

#damnitbarnes #;;babe babe babbbbeee #Meeet shane

@damnitbarnes

EXCUSE YOU I’M A FUCKING DELIGHT

#what is with THAT EXPRESSION THOUGH #SHAME ON U BUCK #pucky anon was just trying tO SET YOU UP WITH A HANDSOME GUY #CANT U SEE #damnitbarnes #♕ ( CRACK. )┆i will fight you #pucky anon

[ just letting you know how awesome Steve you are! Have a wonderful day! ]

( *blushes profusely* )

#( yOU PEOPLE ARE SO NICE )#( MUN ;; REFERENCE )#( MUN ;; HAPPY THINGS )#damnitbarnes #;answer

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“Fucking hell, why don’t you just stop talking before you embarrass yourself.”

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@damnitbarnes here’s ur civil war starter

❛ you know they’re gonna be here soon. ❜

#damnitbarnes #civil war #STARTERS.#[ AWE YEA ]#; queue.

@damnitbarnes liked for badguy!Steve

❝ I don’t know. This is just not how I imagined war to be. They’re just sitting around, talking about what they can’t do while the Germans win battle after battle, killing our men or taking them captive. We’ll never win this if we keep setting ourselves limitations like that. I’m not sure the people in those cities prefer being put under Hitler’s rule over being dead. We could have hit them back hard if we had bombed those Polish cities. ❞

#damnitbarnes #c: damnitbarnes #v: not a good man but a great soldier #[ i put this in a time when steve is still with the us military; so before his betrayal ]#[ he's still pretending to be captain america but he is getting increasingly frustrated by how useless the us military is ]