I pick 2. Fuck the moon.
From the WIP meme
2: Taiyougakure, village hidden in the sun. (Alternative title: Fuck the Moon she’s a Bitch and we Hate her.)- Naruto, time travel
Kaguya kind of won in the end. There’s a good chunk of survivors, none of them civilian and all of them together not nearly enough to pose a threat to the rabbit goddess. They have no chance at all, not now.
But what about before?
The surviving ninja travel back in time to the warring clans period, when the Senju and Uchiha are still at each other’s throats, because that’s when Zetsu is active enough to be tracked but not yet on guard enough to look for them.
There’s not a bee in a hurricane’s hope of Konoha being born any time soon — maybe one day but that day isn’t close enough, and our time traveling shinobi want need a village. You know, a base of operations.
And where else can they hide from the eyes of the moon but in the light of the sun?
Meanwhile, rumor’s been going around of some very… peculiar ninja, of late. They’re strangely friendly in a somewhat intimidating way, will do odd jobs if you have the money for it or a good enough sob story, and they’re scary skilled. There’s too many that look different from the others that you can’t pin them down to any specific known ninja clan, but they all do have something in common: they wear forehead protectors with a sun motif carved into the metal plate, and they absolutely, with all their passionate, furious hearts, despise. the fucking. moon.
You dream of a peaceful village without war, Madara? Hashirama? Step aside. This village is out for blood and their end goal is to Kill the Moon.
