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anthony vaughn i will protect you with my life
I have a burning NEED to read more about time travel Sakumo/Naruto and baby!adoptedSon!Kakashi
I want kakashi to be a feral little gremlin who acts too grown up for his age while simultaneously spouting the most adorable (feral) shit you’ve ever heard. I want him to be the most standoffish little kid in existence to everyone but Sakumo until he comes across Naruto and latches on HARD
I wanna see Naruto helping Sakumo through the depression after The Mission, the realization that Naruto is a Monter, the gradual romance, kakashis plot to get himself a new mom (wether or not Naruto is male female or genderfluid) I wanna see the soft family fluff moments! I want Sakumo learning about how shitty Naruto’s childhood was! I want Naruto to be the best Mom to ever Mom to Kakashi if only for the fact that they help enable his feral behavior in safe (for Kakashi) ways
I wanna see a grown up Kakashi who had Naruto as a Mom terrorizing the shinobi forces
I wanna know Kushina and Minatos reactions
Would Kurama be there? I hope he is since I just had the thought of him trying to co(tri)-parent Kakashi and how horrible this kid would be to anyone firmly in the Not-Family category
I really wanna see Naruto having fox instincts that end up meshing scarily well with the Hatakes instincts. Imagine Kakashi with a baby sibling. He would be FERAL over the little guy/gal
Yes yes yes to all of this.
Sakumo loves his son, his adorable and toothsome little pup.
Kakashi's birth, as unexpected as it had been, had brought a joy into Sakumo's life that he'd never thought possible.
It's just ,,,
He can't help but feel as if he's failed somewhere along the way.
Because Kakashi is so young, but it is already so obvious that he is a Hatake in all of the ways that truly matter.
The Wolf's Blood, as Sakumo's Honorable Grandsire Koga had always called it, is strong in his pup.
And he is so obviously, achingly, alone.
In honor of the first post I saw from you, can we get some more ftm Tim headcanons for your 1k celeb?
Absolutely, I love trans Tim so much he’s amazing
I feel like in true Wayne fashion, he never outright came out to Bruce, he in fact told everyone else except for Bruce and made him figure it out (he did, he asked 13 year old Tim if he was a boy in the middle of a target.)
But this kids idea of coming out is just state it like it’s a fact and/or gaslight someone into believing he was always a boy and it works really well
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Tim, out of the blue: yknow I’m a boy right?
Steph, was not expecting this: well I do now
Tim: cool.
Steph: cool..?
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Random kid: hey what was your name before it was tim?
Tim, 12, world class lier: huh?
Kid: like.. it wasn’t always Tim was it? What’s on your birth certificate
Tim: Timothy..?
Kid: no- no, like what were you called at birth?
Tim, kinda enjoying this: Timothy?? Are you confusing me for someone?
Kid: idk?????
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French is such a silly language because tell me why I texted my mom (who's first language is French) asking whether I should use passé composé or imparfait and she said "I'll get back to you, I'll check my cheat sheet when I get home"
trying to cook american recipes is so hard not only because of the nonsense measurements but also because they'll be like "one onion :)" but they'll be talking about some football sized monstrosity that's the equivalent of three to four normal onions
ao3, there is only one thing i'll ever want from you. when a work gets deleted and i bookmarked it, please, please let me know which fic it was because my memory is so bad and it'll itch in my brain
god yes. like, I get it if it's too complicated for them to do for some reason, AO3 my beloved you do no wrong, but it'd be nice
so is now a good time to ask about that dark!minato who wants an arranged marriage btw kakashi and Naruto (bc who could take better care of his princess other than his prize student ofc) that u had a while back bc I feel like that au has been haunting me for literal years and I need to know more pls ray I beg please I'm on my knees please please ple—
I have heard the people sing and plead and so:
Kushina's throw away comment is what really sets it all in motion.
Although, if pressed, Minato cannot say he wouldn't have reached the same conclusion eventually anyway.
Because love has always been a complicated subject for Minato.
Minato has always been a creature of calculation instead of love at his core, a trait that has served him well across his shinobi career.
As an orphan, just another stray leaf on Konoha's great bough, Minato had known affection as a child but never love.
The closest Minato had come to love as a child had been with Jiraiya-sensei. Minato would easily classify his genin team as friends but it was always Jiraiya-sensei, the only parental figure Minato has ever known, who he had valued most from the lot.
Even now as an adult, Jiraiya-sensei, much like the village itself and all of his comrades, has Minato's affection, has his regard and his loyalty.
But not his love.
No.
Only Kushina, only Minato's red-hot heartbeat, has ever had that.
Still, it is fair to say that Minato does care for Kakashi.
The boy possesses all of the traits that Minato finds appealing in people, all of the characteristics of those he allows close enough to be truly considered his.
Plus, Minato had always appreciated Sakumo. Minato had even mourned Sakumo in his own way when he had killed himself. Had mourned the loss of the shinobi and the man.
So of course Minato has always found Kakashi, with all of his ticks and rigid beliefs, to be delightful.
Like a wolf cub gnawing on his fingertips. Something to play with, to train, to care for and then eventually release back into the wild, a predator full grown.
I've brought offerings!! Jason core
He’s such a baby girl I love him