#dang autocorrect

[wickedcriminal]

That's like the exact opposite of what I was going for

[onceuponaladye]

Guess I am sleeping without a blanket tonight XD

[dragonherder2030]

You stumble upon a shiny egg!

What will hatch out of it?

Reblog the egg and I shall tell you what hatches out of it via ask box! The creature will depend on the vibe I get from scrolling through your blog, or if you want me to do a specific kinda animal/creature then put it in the tags

Edit: this is not active anymore!

[whats-her-quirk]

💀💀 I did mean bondage. Autocorrect hates me.

It’s ok I understand you

[ravensnruin]

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He, too, brightens in dawning realization followed by a peal of laughter. "I hadn't meant it as one, but it counts, it totally counts! You're getting the hang of it!" He beams proudly, hoping he had perhaps helped some during their prior conversation after all. "I guess I've made such a habit of it they just slip out without meaning to..." And it’s not a habit he’ll be making any effort to curb. 

"But aw, shucks! Don't sweat it. Giving stuff back is hardly law or anything. People give gifts because they want to, and I'm not the best at coming up with them either, to be honest." He'd tried, in the past. Even now he still doesn't understand why anyone would turn up their noses at a perfectly good skull or spare arm. Can never have too many spare arms. But in his experience, chocolates appear to be vastly preferably. "People say 'it's the thought that counts,' I guess. And that spending time with others is itself a gift to be cherished."

In truth, time ranks near the top of Henry's favourite things to receive.

"Really though, jokes aside, are you having fun? Made any new friends?" If so, he'd have to ask how she had gone about it. His own rate of success so far has been... so-so.

[baapi-makwa]

[bigjbonk]

I've noticed that my phone autocorrects ! to ? "Me" becoming "Medic" was bad enough, but now I have to worry about punctuation too?

[snowlessknitter]

What do you call a rapper who likes to rap about yarn?

2 Skeins.