Tony: Kid, it’s 4 AM why aren’t you asleep?
Peter: well, I was playing slither.io and I kinda got this idea-if I get bitten by a danger noodle, will I get snakey powers AND spider powers?
Tony, panicking: Hold on kid, I’m on my way. Where are you?
Peter: Central Park zoo, snake exhibit
Tony: whattheFUCK










