"I'd totally fuck you."
@danger-tits-lute (band lute)
"Damn right you would." Finger guns.
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"I'd totally fuck you."
@danger-tits-lute (band lute)
"Damn right you would." Finger guns.
{ Hail Satan spin off one shot- closed thread}
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@danger-tits-lute liked for an Xmas Starter.
"Don't know why that douche Nozzle gets his own day. So he turned water into wine and walked on water. I can do that, too." Adam grumbled out as he looked out the window of his Penthouse apartment down to the city center where everyone was setting up for Christmas day.
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Rating the Muse:
Harbinger Alastor - Unholy Crusade verse
Looks: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Personality: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Attraction: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10
Would they date them: yes | no
Favorite thing about them: "She's tough, I'll give her that, but she has to be in her cycle, she deals with Adam."
Least favorite thing about them: "I do believe....she's been given the worst in her deal, and Father's assurance that it's detrimental to the cycles...well I just don't agree with that. I feel for her. It's very sad."
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@danger-tits-lute (I’ll ship any version of my muse lol. Shipping availability on my pinned post for all verses/muses)
hey i'm open to anything XD rick himself is the problem cause hes so terrified of fucking up relationships
honestly? i feel like any verse where lute isnt completely human might be the best chance, like possibly the redemption verse. rick tends to gravitate towards non-humans jkhdfg
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@danger-tits-lute (divergent band lute)
"Considering I don't know you that well any compliment I give would be superficial but I can appreciate anyone who's in a band and stuck with it. That's more than I can say for my band."
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@danger-tits-lute (from Band Lute)
"You don't make me want to stab my eyes out looking at you, for what it's worth. Don't take much merit in what I say though. I fucked a literal planet before. As in dirt. I've fucked literal actual dirt."
Now if Rick was still in his band days the answer would be much different, as in absolutely yes.
You know what?? Both Lute muses want to try. For funsies.
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“It looks like a lot but it’s only one bingo. Debatable if it would even be worth trying. You just remind me of someone else, really.”
“Huh. Would you look at that. I got two. You’re kind of old but I’m down for partying and adventures. Would that make me like some kind of sugar baby or something? I want to know what other universe music is like.”
“Take me to see the other worldly music , Daddy. I’ll make it worth your while… That’s what I’m supposed to say, right?”
"Strangely enough you're not the first person who's told me that."
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"Fuck yeah I can show you otherworldly music! You know, I used to be in a band myself. I was the bassist in a band called the Flesh Curtains. We got pretty fucking big at one point, having a whole tour across the multiverse and even got a documentary made about us!" They also sucked but that was besides the point.