#dangle fangle

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Dangle Fangle?! The snake's name is Dangle Fangle? That's hilarious....whoa wait? Are we actually gonna fight him? Meh. Okay. I don't have any snakes at the moment, and my kneazle is a pacifist. But I've got two nifflers. Meatloaf! Roast beef! Attack! Or,uh, do something?....Meatloaf! No! Don't steal the snakes! I know their scales are shiny! Roast beef! Damnit, get back here! Um, just give me a second! -gremlin

You will not be fighting me - no, I do believe you will be fighting whoever it was who offended these snakes. If the petition does not work. I believe you are starting this somewhat diplomatically. 

Eris was attempting to use my manor as a home base - but I do prefer my privacy, despite my affinity towards serpents. This is where I called forth your assistance. 

I do hope diplomacy works out. Your nifflers would be useless in battle. 

But if you do end up in a fight, I’ll see what I can do to assist. It would be a pity to see two promising young people die needlessly. 

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Art thou disrespecting the house of Cooper!? These snakes are good, respectable soldiers from good families and know squadron tactics, I will have you know! You may be taller than me, but you are still beneath me and this community of fine snakes. Don't listen to the scoundrel, you're all amazing. Even Dangle Fangle who thinks rocks are edible he's a simple snake and sometimes we have to accept that others are different and adapt the surroundings so everyone has a good time. GREMLIN COME! -Eris

Ah, yes. Dangle Fangle. That one is... he just asked me where he was, and how he got here. He may need some assistance. I’m sure he’ll be alright. 

Good luck with everything, I suppose. 

[asktheheirofslytherin]

Dangle Fangle is a simple snake, but has one of the tamer names. We've also got Poodle Noodle, Nakey Snakey, and F N E K, with the spaces included, but that's beyond the matter of what I am doing here which is making myself such a direct nuisance that instead of dodging me they are forced to deal with the issue through communication where I have the high ground. We all know that if I wanted to cause harm, I would hAvE dOnE sO aLrEaDy, but there's no fun in that! Whittling down their pride! -Eris

I personally find immense fun in doing harm - but I do understand the need for more diplomatic measures. Indeed, whittling down pride is a form of harm. 

These poor snakes and these absurd names. Very well, I suppose if they do not like them, they would not answer to them. I never claimed snakes had good taste. 

You lot have fun.