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Dear Gus & Magnus,

Day 2 of my Kansas City communication strategy meeting. Best part was visiting our downtown office in the Crossroads Arts District. Not that I'm going to be transferred ever, but I like to keep a list -- no surprise there -- of the offices I would choose to transfer to, should I be forced to decide. Current list:

Downtown Kansas City (city/proximity to home/work space)

Greenville, South Carolina (city)

Fayetteville, Arkansas (city/proximity to home/vibe)

Ridgeland, Mississippi (vibe/proximity to home)

Downtown Dallas (work space/vibe)

Dad.

Kansas City, Missouri. 8.7.2024 - 3.06pm.

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Dear Gus & Magnus,

This is a screenshot from a Daily Announcement I recorded today, but we won't use it until Monday for Pi Day. It was a fun little Easter egg related to a video we shot in which one of our employees thinks Pi Day is actually P.I. Day -- hilarity ensues. Also, I put Dani on the DA with me because she can recite Pi from memory to 42 decimal places = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169.

Such a nerdy party trick, but also impressive.

Also, after the video shoot, I went back to my hotel room with a cherry pie we used as a prop. Just before bed I decided I should sample it. I ended up eating the whole damned thing. I wasn't proud of myself, but I wouldn't say I had any regrets. Also, it wasn't a full-sized pie. I mean, it wasn't small, but whatever.

Dad.

Kansas City, Missouri. 3.11.2025 - 3.57pm.