Darwin: What would Mrs. Mom think?
Gumball: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: What if.... We ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?
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Ms. Markham: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Principal Brown, watching Mr. Small screaming, Miss Simian trying to set a sleeping Mr. Moonchild Corneille on fire, and Coach choking on air: I don't know.
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Principal Brown: Valentines Day? I'm ready. *sprays an entire can of AXE body spray on himself*
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(Mary and Daniel are Nicole's partents)
Mary Senicourt: Nicole likes to win. When she was eight, a Little Club Scout friend of hers bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Daniel Seincourt: Dammed if Nicole didn't walk the neighborhood till she got blisters on her feet, and won ten boxes.
Mary Seincourt: Best part is, Nicole wasn't even a Club Scout.
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Richard: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Larry, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.
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Anton: I'm allergic to death.
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Evil Turtle: *dies*
Nicole: Timer starts now! When is it going to come back? I say two months!
Gumball: No! One month.
Anias: Nah, half a month.
Darwin, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? EVIL TURTLE JUST DIED!
Richard, scratching chin in thought: One week.
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Penny: Can you recommend me a book that'll make me cry?
Carrie: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
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Penny: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Sarah: If you water water it grows.
Gumball: ...What?
Darwin: She's got a point.