#danielsloss

[notsomething-deep]

[theoneidreamof]

We have romanticized the idea of romance, and it is cancerous. When you raise children in that world where everything points towards love, and everything's perfect on the outside, when we become an adult for the first time in our late teens and early 20s, we're so terrified. We're trying so hard to be an adult, that some of us will take the wrong person, the wrong jigsaw piece and just fucking jam them into our jigsaws anyway, denying that they clearly don't fit. 'I'm gonna force this person into my life, because i'd much rather have something than nothing.' People are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with. 55% marriages end in divorce. If those were the stats for surgery, none of us would fucking risk it. But because it's love and we're stupid we just lie on the operating table like, "Maybe this time I won't die inside." There's nothing wrong with being alone. There's nothing wrong with taking time for yourself to work out who you are, because how can you offer who you are if you don't know who you are? There's nothing wrong with being selfish for a bit, because you've got the rest of your life to be selfless If you only love yourself about 20%, that means somebody can come along and love you like 30%, and you're like "Wow that's so much." It's literally less than half. Whereas if you love yourself 100% a person that falls in love with you has to go above and beyond the call of duty to make you feel special.

Daniel Sloss

[damiaensatan]

Quote by Daniel Sloss. Keep that in mind and check what you’ve fallen in love with.

[yearoftheweasley]

Daniel Sloss time! He's peaked playing at the Playhouse 😂 #danielsloss #edinburghplayhouse #funnyscotsman #fellowscot https://www.instagram.com/p/B1MbBNgAJgh/?igshid=13g690ebnqbu

[tryingsodapop-blog]

anxiety over standup

So Daniel Sloss’s standup, Jigsaw, addresses how we as a society romanticize the idea of love to a toxic level, what happens when you make the wrong person the centerpoint of your puzzle, and being too guarded to accept the right one in. What if you find a partner that fits perfect in your puzzle? What if they leave plenty of room for your family, friends, hobbies and career, all while supporting those things and being overall a positive and enthralling force in your life? But— you don’t fit in their’s. You’ve got the right part of the picture that’s missing, all the curves and edges match what is missing— but the piece is too big. That you are perfect in every way, but just simply don’t fit in with what they’ve built their successful puzzle to be. You would take up too much space to fit in with their career and family. No matter how much they would want the piece to slide into place, you can’t fit it. And you would never ask them to change their lives for you. Because nothing is wrong with their life, and nothing’s wrong with you... you simply just don’t fit.

[gsmcpodcastnetwork]

GSMC Weird News Podcast Episode 157: No Dog, No Man, No Relationships

[starchilde]

Completely forgot that this was on tonight. Surprise date night! #happymannng #danielsloss #canberracomedyfestival #theplayhouse (at The Playhouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/BvQ8MNABhQb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=zcm1v134nh6h

[jotabsjotabs]

Must read 😳😍 #DanielSloss https://www.instagram.com/p/BusG6kJAhntmx9uMH9mbGe9UaIhKuttR_POASQ0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=f2eebvkog4ap