#dankmunchkin

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dankmunchkin replied to your post: hey mutuals!

my social security number is 44

*touches the ground* woah... yes... very old number... from this i can tell hta tyou were the 44th person in the united states

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dankmunchkin

  wish somebody would force me @ gunpoint to spend...

i would do that but only with a watergun

im gonna change the post bc that’s so much better than my original idea hehe

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👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

ooh... the other night i had a dream where i was with some of my friends and some of my family at some kind of weird... amusement park? i’m not really sure what the purpose was or why we were there but the part i vividly remember is that i was trying to catch a bus that was going to leave soon, my family was waiting on me at the bus gate, and a little futuristic-themed bakery managed to draw me in and i looked at the display case and they had a piece of like. oreo cheesecake? so i ordered it and i was like “wow i hope this goes fast i need to catch the bus” but the guy smushed it up on accident and then he was like “sorry i accidentally smashed it. next customer.” and he didn’t give me my money back so i had to ask for a replacement or something. but there weren’t any more pieces of that cake so i asked for a piece of tres leches cheesecake (cheesecake is my fave desert that’s probably why it features prominently in many of my dreams) but it was like 30 cents extra so he made me count out the money and then i got it and went to catch the bus and my friend rae was there and i started complaining about the terrible customer service and then i realized that my bus was gone along with my family and then i woke up in a cold sweat.

☕️ talk about your ideal day

okay honestly... ideal day schedule:10:30 - wake up, eat a healthy breakfast of a fruit smoothie + pancakes11:30 - play some jazz for a while, check social media, read the news, get dressed for the day1:00 - pick up my girlfriend for a day out, spend some time at the spa, visit an art museum, have a picnic with a mixed green salad with a raspberry balsalmic & a thinly shaved, well aged parmesan and lemon rhubarb tarts5:00 - go home, sit out in the sun for a while in our bathing suits, get some sun and watch it set8:00 - huddle around the marble fireplace and eat a pizza napoletana with catupiry, arugula, and kalamata olives, watch an artsy movie while wrapped in fresh blankets straight from the dryer10:30 - take a shower and deep-condition my hair, then retire to my boudoir and lounge around in nothing but a bathrobe and a headwrap. listen to more jazz and hang out with my gal pal11:30 - lay down in my king-sized bed, adorned with another set of fresh sheets and blankets, and drift off to a peaceful sleep as the rain patters quietly on my windowpane

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

this is a hard one because you know how much i love music but...Falling - HAIMI Want You - Savage GardenCloudbusting - Kate BushGay Thoughts - The GrowlersSo Now What - The Shins

i have so many more songs that i also love right now these were just the first 5 that came to mind and were also close to the top when i looked in my library

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

living up to my destiny as a byronic love interest getting some peace of mind for the first time in years once my fafsa papers return and i can start to actively plan my future

thank you misha this took me like an hour to write omg

[astrologanize]

those who are subversive 

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misha you’d definitely have some kind of like, earth power, i think you’d have the ability to meld into plants and maybe travel through the earth (not like a worm like a dirty ghost). and in the same vein i’m thinkin deadly/deafening screams like a mandrake

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dankmunchkin replied to your post: @dankmunchkin ok good point…. i think i just feel...

same im feeling insecure about my shoulders/arms/general upper body strength lately even though no one walking the earth cares

yes!! people at work have been making fun of me for my height (jokingly) lately and i think it’s getting to me a bit

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dankmunchkin replied to your post: @dankmunchkin ty, i figured I’d try that after i...

this would be the world’s most exhausting project but if ur still manic tomorrow u could make a crepe cake and fill it w the mousse. also manic baking is the best

misha i’d love to make a crepe cake but unfortunately my dad’s electric stove isn’t consistent enough to make crepes. i think i’ll just make another cake