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cherry valley forever
Keni
Show & Tell
Monterey Bay Aquarium
occasionally subtle
Acquired Stardust
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Andulka
Peter Solarz

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Stranger Things
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Claire Keane
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
AnasAbdin
taylor price
trying on a metaphor

Janaina Medeiros

shark vs the universe
hello vonnie

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@flightcub
Commission for Grayson ⭐
ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth
my trusted accomplices have assured me that my invisibility potion works perfectly, and that they are smirking with delight at my ingenuity
#myapple
#mypeach
me: morning people aren’t just the kind of people that wake up earlier, but they are also the kind of people that are able to get more things done in a shorter window of time, since “morning” is a shorter part of a day than “night” is
the handsome mage woman who just pulled me out of a demonic skeleton pit and revived my wounds: do you think the morning might seem like a shorter part of the day to you because you don’t get up very early?
me: no it’s definitely that other thing I said. did you still wanna make out btw
Everyone thinks of Austen as victorian and Stalin as russian but they were actually both georgian... one of many shared traits
#it's them and mlk
OP you can't leave this gem in the tags
we have got to find a different name for "brand loyalty." we need something that doesn't sound noble
Pink Roses (1890) by Vincent van Gogh
Could mean nothing
the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.
lowkey this blood transfusion shit easy as hell
just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy
i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon
today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing
kids are the funniest people in the world when i worked at an elementary school during lunch one day the class unprompted started talking abt what they wanted to be when they grew up and this kid beckoned me over and was like
kid: when i grow up i want to be a cristopoper
me: a what?
kid: a cristopoper
me: i don’t think i know what that is!
kid: it’s a person who comes up with the names for different careers
me: oh, that—
kid: yeah, i just started my career. just now
me: oh my god
like he fucking got me. thats genius. thats a well constructed bit. he was 8
This image spoke to me immensely
Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.
two points of view on math fish
Jocelin carmes
digital illustration