flightcub

hi i'm val i'm 33 i'm agender they/them/theirs/themself 🍊

[hannahlockillustration]

Commission for Grayson ⭐

[evilwizard]

ever since i learned that the flap of a butterfly’s wing could cause a hurricane on the other side of the earth, ive been doing nothing but nursing rare and endangered species of butterflies back to health. fuck the other side of the earth

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my trusted accomplices have assured me that my invisibility potion works perfectly, and that they are smirking with delight at my ingenuity

[warcrimesimulator]

#myapple

#mypeach

[sabertoothwalrus]

me: morning people aren’t just the kind of people that wake up earlier, but they are also the kind of people that are able to get more things done in a shorter window of time, since “morning” is a shorter part of a day than “night” is

the handsome mage woman who just pulled me out of a demonic skeleton pit and revived my wounds: do you think the morning might seem like a shorter part of the day to you because you don’t get up very early?

me: no it’s definitely that other thing I said. did you still wanna make out btw

[lilliankillthisman]

Everyone thinks of Austen as victorian and Stalin as russian but they were actually both georgian... one of many shared traits

[astraea-and-her-novels]

#it's them and mlk

OP you can't leave this gem in the tags

[flightcub]

we have got to find a different name for "brand loyalty." we need something that doesn't sound noble

[classicalcanvas]

Pink Roses (1890) by Vincent van Gogh

[rookedonafeeling]

Could mean nothing

[dykegerard]

[toskarin]

the funniest thing about the first successful blood transfusion being done on dogs is that dogs are one of those animals that doesn't innately have an immune response to foreign blood, so their first transfusion can basically be whatever blood type, and that means they're pretty uniquely bad for setting your expectations for humans if you don't know that. or what a blood type is.

[xenolaliasa]

lowkey this blood transfusion shit easy as hell

[calvinandhobbes]

just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy

[omtai]

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

[dementedgnomicwizard]

today at work this kid (ill call him Kid 1) was having snack w his friend (Kid 2) and kid2 had a kitkat bar. kid1 asked if he could have half and kid2 said no to which kid1 responded verbatim “Kid1 Has Banned Kid2 From Entering Heaven” and it startled me so badly i nearly started crying laughing

[dementedgnomicwizard]

kids are the funniest people in the world when i worked at an elementary school during lunch one day the class unprompted started talking abt what they wanted to be when they grew up and this kid beckoned me over and was like

kid: when i grow up i want to be a cristopoper

me: a what?

kid: a cristopoper

me: i don’t think i know what that is!

kid: it’s a person who comes up with the names for different careers

me: oh, that—

kid: yeah, i just started my career. just now

me: oh my god

like he fucking got me. thats genius. thats a well constructed bit. he was 8

[fandom-man]

[socialc1imb]

This image spoke to me immensely

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish

[ymutate]

Jocelin carmes

digital illustration