ngl, i check daily for ur oneshot/writing
anyway,, image danny x wb!reader x ben versus the wayne family,, the batfamily not liking the fact she have 2 bfs who aren’t up to their strandards
WAIT YOU HAVE ANOTHER???
Yall really liked the first so uhm here part 2?
“So let me get this straight,” Tim took a deep breath. “You’re dating two of them?”
He sounded angrier than you expected, but honestly, for a guy who’s been tangled in more love triangles than he can count, should he really be surprised that his younger sibling is following in his footsteps? The family doesn’t care that you have two boyfriends they wouldn’t even care if you had two girlfriends. I mean, look at Bruce. He’s practically being passed around like a blunt with his rogue gallery. It’s not that bad.
What really pisses them off is who you chose to date people they don’t even like (well, not that much anyway).
“Of all the men in the world, you picked that incompetent idiot Benjamin?”
They have more hatred for him than anything. Sure, he’s a bit reckless in the field and tends to destroy everything he touches causing thousands of dollars in property damage but he’s well-meaning, sweet, and saves the day. How many times has your boyfriend saved the world from annihilation? Too many to count, actually. He deserves all the credit, even if he’s also partly responsible for putting the world in danger in the first place. Nobody’s perfect especially your lovely man.
“And then you had the audacity to date one of our heroes Daniel?”
The whole family liked Danny before you started dating him. But once you did, they suddenly decided he was “bad news” and that you were “too good for him.” Bruce praises him for his bravery and effort, yet still warns you away. The contradictions are enough to make your head spin.
“What would even compel you to date them? They’re both slobs! Superheroes! They’re always off on missions you’ll be left alone!”
You’ve been left alone most of your life by these idiots, so what’s new? But Ben and Danny actually have a plan. They coordinate their schedules when one’s on a mission, the other stays behind with you. If Ben’s out saving the galaxy on Tuesday, Danny’s around to keep you company. And if they ever lose time, they make it up with cuddles and kisses.
“And how the hell did you even make the two of them coexist? Don’t they hate each other?”
Big misconception. Ben and Dan have a rivalry, not hatred. Sure, they throw jabs at each other, but it’s more like two rival school buses shouting across the street harmless competition. Ever since the three of you became a thing, that rivalry has simmered down. Not completely, though. They still argue about who gets to take you on dates and where those dates should be.
Tim kept rambling about how it couldn’t possibly work and how these guys were horrible for you, but his words went in one ear and out the other. When the rest of the family found out, though chaos.
“Damn, I wish I had two boyfriends,” Stephanie mumbled, earning a glare from Cass.
“Whether I should be impressed, jealous, or pissed two boyfriends is a great gift. But, mind you, [Name], you have the worst taste in men I’ve seen since the BET Awards,” Duke commented, making you shudder.
“You have an astonishing case for white boys. Now, what if we get you a white boy that’s a civilian?” Jason threw in quickly.
You shot back that if they all get to date superheroes, why can’t you? It’s only fair.
“Or at least you could’ve been with somebody who has a title. What do these boys even have to their name chili fries and overpriced chips?”
Well, Ben’s part of the Plumber Society, founded by his grandfather an organization that’s literally stopped alien invasions. So technically, he does have something to his name. And Danny? He comes from a family of ghost hunters people who’ve been protecting their city from supernatural threats long before he ever got powers. So technically, they both have something to their names. They don’t need some aristocratic title to prove their worth.
All Alfred can say is, "As long as you're happy," and trust me, you are very, very happy (even though he thinks those boys were raised on a farm with the way they eat)
Bruce is going migraine for migraine trying to convince you that dating two superheroes is tough a hard, complicated decision. As if he hasn’t done it before. But honestly, who cares?
“You’ll be a target to their enemies! What if some alien or rogue ghost tries to kidnap you and take you away to another dimension?”
That’s been handled plenty of times. Both Ben and Danny made an example out of the last guy who tried that nonsense, thinking you were their weakness. You’re their strength, if anything. The fact that anyone thought they could take you away from them the absolute audacity.
Still, Bruce keeps rambling, listing off every insane possibility that could never happen and never will happen. You’ve heard it all before: the danger, the chaos, the unpredictability. But then he says something that actually makes you pause.
“What if you break up with them?”
That thought has never even crossed your mind. You love those boys no, you love them to *death*. The idea of leaving either one of them feels like tearing your soul in half. You can’t imagine being around Ben without Danny, or Danny without Ben. They’re two different people, sure, but together, the three of you are one unit balanced, whole, and unshakable.
If you were to leave them, or if they were to leave you… you can’t even think about it. The idea alone hurts. But you trust them with everything you have. Those boys wouldn’t even dream of breaking your heart.
So, with all the pride and certainty in your chest, you look Bruce dead in the eye and say,
“No way. My boys aren’t that stupid.”
