"Well, I'm sorry I enjoyed myself too loudly, but maybe you should swap bedrooms with your dog if it bothers you so much-"
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"Well, I'm sorry I enjoyed myself too loudly, but maybe you should swap bedrooms with your dog if it bothers you so much-"
"Don't tell anyone, because I don't want to hurt their feelings, but I always thought you were the cutest goalie in the league. And a really beautiful player, too! You made a save last season that I choreographed a whole routine around-"
"I've gotta go check on Mackie, but maybe I can come back around tomorrow?"
"-you just have this presence. Especially in all that silk."
"mmmm yeah, right there-"
"We've never had a chance to talk at practice, but I'm, like, such a big fan. Can't wait to support you on the starting line-up, bro."
"I recognize you, though, you're the really fast one. I'm looking forward to it."
"Bro!"
"More importantly, was that Siobhan O'Doyle you were kissing?"
"Oh, yeah! She's my girlfriend."
"Nice. I follow her on Simsta; she's super cute."
"Right?"
"That's my ride-"
"Wait, wait, wait. Before you go-"
"Yes?"
"You look hot as heck in that lab coat."
"Hmm. You were right; I did need to hear that."
*hoooonk*
"You need to learn to read a room, Bartholomew."