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"It's the kid!"
"Hi, Dad!"
"Hey, Lock. Two for one deal, huh?"
"Rudolph and I were on our way to a cousinly brunch."
"But I'd rather eat whatever Dad's making!"
"Mwah!"
" . . . thank you for waiting until I finished stirring."
"You know, we don't have to get married. I don't need you to give up your gay bachelor lifestyle."
"That's not the impression-"
"I just want your seed!"
"Oh, is that all you want? Well-"
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"Kid, I've known you since you were a toddler, so I know you don't really have a stick up your ass."
"That's now how I would have described my personality-"
"Wha-"
"Rudy was right. This is the best egg I've ever eaten."
"What do you say at your house before meals? Um, 'I promise it's not poisoned'."
" . . . thank you for that reassurance, Uncle Akira."
" . . . yes, Vivienne is here, and no, you cannot talk to her. Also, dearest sister, I would love it if you could uncurse this infernal device from reappearing in my inventory every time I fling it out a window."