#dansmuses

[band-of-demons]

{angel to alastor bc this made me giggle too} "giving you shit is just like an old reflex."

[ ask memes ] (i searched but couldn't find the one this came from lol)

"Well, at least one of those reflexes of yours is working. Miracle of miracles, right?"

Maybe that would shut him the fuck up.

[steelgrey-angel]

@dansmuses poof! here's a keekee, landing right next to vaggie on the couch. sadness detected -- employ "purr" tactic.

Vaggie would blink before timidly taking the much needed keekee and snuggling her face into soft warm fur. She'd sniffle and nuzzle them, quietly thankful for the comfort.

"Thanks lil guy..." Vaggie whispered.

[boundforgreatness]

@dansmuses / aoife | FROM

well, shit. he should have probably anticipated running into another survivor who had health issues. ellis had gotten so used to traveling with three people who were in fine health alongside him, he'd completely forgotten about near everything else in this damned apocalypse.

he's even more worried about her health now.

"yeah, of course ma'am," he says, wearing a smile on his face to hide his own panic. "happy 'ta help however i can." ellis is of course immediately bending over, scanning the entire ground around him, trying to spot anything that loosely resembles an inhaler. ellis doesn't exactly know what they look like, though he knows they're small.

glancing back at her, his smile becomes more shaky, uncertain. "excuse me, can you tell me what 'ta look out for? don't think i've ever actually seen one in person before."

though, forget the inhaler for the most part. the woman looks like she needs bed rest as soon as possible.

[destructivemindset]

@dansmuses / lute | FROM

"what do you mean, what am i?" he stares at her in sheer bewilderment, not sure where the confusion is coming from. he looks down at himself, before glancing back up at lute, shaking his head.

"you have eyes, i presume," he continues. "you can clearly see what i am. at least, i would hope so."

[boundforgreatness]

@dansmuses / nick | FROM

"c'mon nick, i thought we were closer than that." ellis is only MILDLY offended. he's known nick long enough at this point to recognize when the man is being snarky for no good reason, but being called stupid still stings.

"but to answer your question, assumin' it's good faith, sometimes. i clearly know more about cars than you, so any time we come across a vehicle and you're too busy yellin' at zombies, i'm doing the useful bits so we can get the hell outta dodge." ellis can't resist the chuckle that slips out. he shouldn't be provoking the man, but maybe the insults thrown at him are justified to SOME extent.

[steelgrey-angel]

@dansmuses Started following steelgrey-angel

"Lute."

[boundforgreatness]

@dansmuses asked: {nick to ellis :3} ❝ i can’t tell if i’m hallucinating or dreaming with my eyes open. ❞

MEME

"well shoot nick, if i'd known you were sufferin' from some sorta mind issue, i'd have suggested we stop long time ago." ellis pauses in his current 'scoping the surrounding area for danger' stakeout to shift his body toward nick. nick doesn't SEEM tired or anything of the sort, but he's also never been the type to complain unless he's seriously injured.

"why don'cha tell me whatcha hallucinatin' this time, and i'll let ya' know if it's real. though i can tell you right away you ain't dreamin', that's for sure." nodding his head toward the right, ellis provides nick with an aside glance. "there's definitely more'an one hunter out there. probably also a spitter." he pauses, listening more closely. "come 'ta think of it, maybe more'an one of each. at least there aren't any witches though. man, i would hate to run into a witch right now, especially if you can't provide backup or even shoot properly."

ellis pauses to suck in a deep breath before launching into rapid babble―

"i mean, when's even the last time we were able to clean our guns anyhow? is it even sanitary or safe to be walkin' around, ditchin' guns at every turn, replacing 'em with new ones every few stops, finding old and probably expired ammo? how's all that supposed to actually do anything? we've been getting lucky so far, really. like, as is, i don't even think my gun right now is clean. like, man. it smells funny now that i think about it―"

ellis takes in another breath, before sniffing his gun. "yep, smells kinda like cow shit. don't ask me how i know the difference between shit smells. it's got something to do with keith and-" he stops abruptly, when the cry of one of the hunters sounds a lot closer than he'd anticipated.

"anyway nick," ellis snaps back to attention, readying his gun. "whatever you think you're hallucinatin', better snap out of it quick, cause i ain't doin' this shit alone, you hear?"

[irkenology]

🤝 + all three dazzlings!

Send '🤝' for a pro and a con to befriending my muse!

Adagio:

A good ally to have if you make it into her good graces

Sonata:

Cooks well, and all of it is gluten free.

Aria:

neither of the above things., But her music tastes are very correct and she will introduce you to it all whether you like it or not (symphonic metal, '90s grunge, dark wave, only the best alternative stuff, witch-house)