#dante talking

[arachnoglitch]

I wonder if Felicia would be mad if I go reality hopping this afternoon.

Probably. You have responsibilities. You're supposed to patrol tonight.

I'll be back in time for patrol... probably. Besides, she can't stay mad at me. I'm too cute for that.

One of these days that's not going to be enough.

Be quiet you party pooper, we've got adventures to go on.

[coffeeoverlord]

every time i see a live action dream cast for something i deflate a little bit

[arachnoglitch]

Maintenance yesterday was terrible and painful. My entire body still aches, and fine motor control is still not fully back online so hands are basically useless right now (I'm typing via brain computer)

Good news is that the internal ai are still rebooting, so I'm alone in my brain for a while, and Felicia has rewarded me with my favorite ice cream for being very brave.

The bad news is that Felicia has suspended me from field missions for the next few days until I'm recovered. Which means a lot of lying on the couch being bored. Felicia says I need to entertain myself somehow because if I chew through another couch cushion I'm sleeping un the bathtub tonight.

[coffeeoverlord]

i still dont know whether or not i dreamt this edited wikipedia screenshot or if i just lost it but heres a rendition because it's the best thing i've ever made

[arachnoglitch]

"Fear the Black Cat's guard dog."

You guys know I have a personality outside of my wife, right? Sometimes I beat people up not because she told me to, but because I choose to. I am a fully realized person outside of her.

Are you?

I am, yes.

This is about his trauma, let Dante have this.

Fine.

Both of you shut up.

[arachnoglitch]

sup arachno-BITCH

Oh, wow, haven't heard that one from every villain I've ever fought. You're so clever.

Also Blade called you that once.

Yeah but I'm ignoring that.

[arachnoglitch]

Miguel is apparently out of Office for the weekend (his mistake, some mission came up), so I need to figure out what to do with his office while he's gone.

I'm thinking I fill his office with bees, or maybe reprogramming his comupter access to only let hom watch children's movies.

I wonder if Hobie is free to help

[arachnoglitch]

It occurs to me...

Hobie gave me this multiverse watch so that I could break into Spider Society HQ and annoy Miguel, because Hobie is an agent of chaos and I respect that about him.

But this is a fully functional multiversal watch. I could go anywhere. Literally ANYWHERE.

We could kill every Otto Octavius in the multiverse.

And then Miguel will kill us.

We could take him.

Both of you shut up, I need to think about this.