#daoistposting

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Listening to an English translation of journey to the west and is it normal to fall in love with Sun Wukong 2 chapters in? How do you irritate a Reverend master into teaching you the secrets to long life? My new blorbo is here

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The new Jarrassic slop: same slop movie is playing in the theater right now. I just want to talk to the persons and teams that greenlit the dumbest fucking dinosaur or monster in anything. Y'all couldn't send an email to del toro with that 180 milly vanilly budget? Godzilla and the hive queen from the alien franchise im so sorry sweetie. Im so sorry that a stupid blunt headed bitch like this is being compared to staples of the genre like you

Like are we so serious right now im so sick of the "I just don't want to get fired, let's make a sequel" era😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

[daoistoldironbellybutton]

Someone needs to invent a type of shirmp people can keep as a pet that cleans their teeth when they sleep. Or they could be the type you just hold in your mouth for a while I dont care I love clean teeth this is too much to do 2x a day forever or no teeth. <- this daoist will continue to brush her teeth in this manner forever

[daoistoldironbellybutton]

It pisses me off they keep meeting like the emperor isn't infamously suspicious

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One must ponder when one can escape

[daoistoldironbellybutton]

Back at it again (mid bake) at da bakery

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They turned off reblogs, this daoist wants to reblog

Reblog so true bestie

[daoistoldironbellybutton]

Cold as fuck north of the 45th paralell feelin like a coon doin cotton gin shit just to get my smoke right, this shit ain't nothing to me man black girl breaking it down moe moe style on her day off