#darcy rambles

[dutifullylazybread]

I'm just SAYING-- if Rolan lived in a universe where online calenders existed, he would 100% send his partner meeting invites for date night.

And Cal and Lia give him nonstop grief for it.

[scumbagg]

i wanna go back to the way i felt when i played rdr2 for the first time

[that-dam-heartstopper-fan]

my jaw hurts! I keep clenching my jaw for no reason! I’ll tell myself to unclench my jaw, but then a minute passes by and I’m clenching my jaw again!

[darcylovette]

So do any of y’all even follow me for updates on my fics or are y’all just too polite to unfollow me? :P

Just cos I’ve noticed that engagement has gone way down, especially since I stopped uploading for fics like BLTCK, but even the sequel doesn’t seem to interest anyone.

So what I’m asking is this - what kind of content are you guys after? What fics do you want me to update? Do you actually care either way?

If nobody responds to this then I’ll just assume y’all are just too polite to unfollow me. Or are porn bots. Or maybe you do still like getting updates but don’t want to ‘like/reblog’ them which I still respect. Either way, thanks I suppose!

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Okay so because of this post I’ve been discussing the actual Math and Science of Attractive Butts with Bennett's artist wife Caro (using the few blurry pics we could find) and we have determined that @daredevilmeme‘s butt is a 6, but could possibly be as high as 8.5. 

(She’d know for sure if she was given better photos to work with...) My mom then posited that @memecaptainsteverogers’s butt should be a 10, as it’s “as close to perfection as humanly possible” (yes it was weird to hear my mother talking about my friend’s ass like that) I pointed out that it’s a Science!Butt, not a Natural!Butt, to which she suggested that @loki-god-of-memes “uses his magic to look like he does, so he shouldn’t get a 10, either”. 

I’m still not sure if that’s an insult or a compliment...

[dutifullylazybread]

So, I submitted an original piece of writing to a small, start-up magazine. I've gone through one round of revisions with them, and they sent me notes for the second round (all of which are very easy fixes).

So... I might be getting published?

Regardless, my fingers are crossed~

[dutifullylazybread]

Today I made waffles with chunks of marshmallow peeps mixed into the batter.

In the moment, the waffles were delicious, and then I had a horrible stomachache shortly after.

I regret nothing.

[dutifullylazybread]

I am dealing with a horrible head/throat cold, so my sick brain came up with "Don't Worry About It" chicken noodle soup for dinner tonight.

It has penne, rotini, and gnocchi in it.

And, for whatever reason (it needed fiber), I threw in cannellini beans.

Don't worry about it.