Apr 9, 2017
I have potentially used too much pomade.
I mean, it’s a look, for sure.
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I have potentially used too much pomade.
I mean, it’s a look, for sure.
prrrrrrrrrrrr~!
hello matthew
Okay so because of this post I’ve been discussing the actual Math and Science of Attractive Butts with Bennett's artist wife Caro (using the few blurry pics we could find) and we have determined that @daredevilmeme‘s butt is a 6, but could possibly be as high as 8.5.
(She’d know for sure if she was given better photos to work with...) My mom then posited that @memecaptainsteverogers’s butt should be a 10, as it’s “as close to perfection as humanly possible” (yes it was weird to hear my mother talking about my friend’s ass like that) I pointed out that it’s a Science!Butt, not a Natural!Butt, to which she suggested that @loki-god-of-memes “uses his magic to look like he does, so he shouldn’t get a 10, either”.
I’m still not sure if that’s an insult or a compliment...
Happy Valentine's Day, Darcy. I promise to at least try not to annoy you and Loki. ~~Matt
I’d post the Vaderkin “You will try” gif, but honestly we’re going to be staying in all day, so unless you come around and need help fighting magical space zombies or some shit, we’ll all be fine.dammit I better not have just jinxed everything
Saint Jude Here, please take Matt He’s an embarrassing Freak of Nature Remember to pull him out of the trash And give Foggy some cash so he’ll make you a sweater sweater sweater sweater sweater sweater YAAAAAAH Nah nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah, Saint Jude (repeat like, 14 times)
I probably shouldn't ask, but I am desperately curious as to what you'd put on my playlist. ~~Matt
@daredevilmeme‘s playlist
“Blind Man” - Aerosmith (lol not really)“Devil” - Papa Roach
“Judge, Jury and Executioner” - Atoms for Peace (sorry I couldn’t find a good lyric video for this one... not that you need the lyrics on screen anyway, Matt)
“Kung-Fu Fighting” - Carl Douglas“Red Eyes” - The War On Drugs
CTTO
daredevilmeme reblogged your post and added:
I don’t have coasters. I have potholders.
Anything is a coaster if you try hard enough!
melayneseahawk replied to your post “Canned food is convenient because in a pinch it doubles as a weapon...”
"Nice" is relative, Cap, but dead Nazis are always a plus
Any meal used in the fight against fascism is a nice meal!