Dress code
From: L. Voldemort @darkwizards.co.uk To: [email protected] Subject: Dress Code Dear Grovelling Servants, Yesterday I was in the kitchen fixing my afternoon tea when I saw our intern Jenny wearing a bright pink cloak. Shocked and appalled, as I am sure you all are, I asked her why she was brandishing that garish garment, to which she replied "on Wednesdays we wear pink". I was confounded. Did someone tell Jenny that we wear pink?! We don't wear pink. Ever. As a friendly, yet dire, reminder the only acceptable colors of cloak are: black, onyx, ebony, jet, super black, and taupe. On a related note Janet, and the entire HR department, have told me the cruciatus curse is not an acceptable method of intern discipline. Death to muggles, Lord Voldemort