Hogwarts House Party
Anatomy of Hogwarts holiday house parties:
Gryffindor: At the beginning of the evening everything is fantastic. People are laughing, drinking, joking, having a great time. Then around midnight you notice the party has broken off into little circles of people talking, which at first you think is fine, but quickly evolves into everyone shit-talking people in the other circles. Signature drink: An enchanted bottomless keg that serves warm shitty beer. Music: Current Top 40
Slytherin: Very exclusive, very posh. Elves serving hors d'oeuvres such as unicorn tartar. You can never tell when people are being friendly or assholes, so you stick to the people you're already friends with. Make sure to stay for dessert and pick up a goodie bag. Signature Drinks: Wine for the casual drinker Scotch for the hard drinker none of which are younger than the students. Music: Classical
Ravenclaw: Every year Ravenclaws think of a crazy new theme, and every year it sounds awesome in theory. The zero-gravity party was fantastic until the first student puked. The Polyjuice party broke up nearly every Ravenclaw couple. But if you go knowing it's going to end in disaster, you'll have a great time. Signature Drink: Every year there's a new cocktail, with interesting new side-effects Music: The music played at Ravenclaw parties doesn't have a genre name, and may in fact not be music.
Huffelpuff: If you're looking to for kegstands, and sweaty dancefloors do not attend a Huffelpuff party. If you like sitting in comfy chairs and breaking out into random jam and or drum circles this is definitely the party for you. As the evening goes on everyone will get very huggy and talk about how they want to adopt Professor Sprout as their Grandma. Huffelpuff parties actually start at the time they say they will. Signature Drink: Homebrewed Beer Music: Whatever feels right, you know?











