Just get vaccinated so I don't have to think about anyone else's stupid funeral, ok?
Cause I don't wanna go to anyone's stupid funeral. And I don't wanna sort out anyone's cluster-fuck estate or deal with their dumb inheritance or clean out their ugly house with all thier dusty old possessions.
So just stay alive, ok? Get your annual exam, wash your hands, take your meds, drink water, stand in some sunshine, wear a mask, and stay alive.
You're doing a great job at being alive. And I don't want to deal with your death, so please keep it up!













