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The Full Dark Souls Timeline
In collaboration with The Ashen Hollow and many many more creators, this project will attempt to organize every factual peice of lore in the series. I am onboard as a lore consultant and script writer (specifically ds2). I want to sneak some memes in there so hmu with suggestions!
Top 3 Bosses I Don’t Want To Fight Again in Dark Souls.
*Disclaimer: I’ve only played 1 and 3. And a little bit of 2. I did enjoy the fights, mind you. However, I feel like I just had PSTD fighting them HAHAHHA
**Disclaimer No. 2: Profanity.
#3: Pontiff MOTHERFUCKING Sulyvahn (Dark Souls 3)
He deals Physical AND Magic Damage? The amount of embers I had to spend for this guy, what’s worse is that I didn’t even get those summons outside of his area because I messed up their quest line. Did I also mention he hit’s like a fucking truck on the autobahn???? He has really great loot tho, like the Profaned Greatsword, but MAN. FUCK DUDE. The fight starts off with him walking ever so slowly, THEN BOOM. JUMP ATTACK. And his COMBO. His fucking COMBO.
#2: Ornsteinn and Smough (Dark Souls 1)
Probably my first wall ever in the entire Dark Souls. I lost over 20-30 Humanity because I was having trouble fighting them, so I summoned Solaire to help me out. I tried the idea with the Bell Gargoyles, where you focus on 1 for a while. NOPE. NOPE. I left Solaire to deal with the one I wasn’t dealing with.
#1: Little Red Riding Hood. JK. It’s SLAVE KNIGHT GAEL BITCH
It reached a point wherein, the entire first phase and half of his second phase, I didn’t get hit. I memorized his move sets and how they’re telegraphed. I knew where he was gonna land. I knew WHERE to dodge and WHEN to dodge on WHAT swing in a specific move set.
I was leik “FUCK IT. MASTER’S OUTFIT. Onikiri and Ubadachi.” Fast Rolls for Dayzzzzz.
I absolutely loved this fight so much. You couldn’t even hide from him. You could only run and PRAY TO WHATEVER GOD THAT HIS CROSSBOW BOLTS DON’T YOU. If they don’t, you have lightning to worry about. If not the lightning. His donuts will probably get to you. If not, have I mentioned he’s a fcking Ferrari with his speed? Great DLC and great ending to a quality game.
Searching host of world I’ve invaded in Remastered Dark Souls
Phantom X has been summoned
Phantom Y has been summoned
Phantom Z has been summoned
